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Chocobo |
How ya doing, buddy? |
How ya doing, buddy? |
Like a dog.
When I recognize the signs, I will go far away from civilization and let nature take its course. Of course, this will probably result in a death from either starvation, freezing or animal attack but it is what my ancestors for thousands of years have recieved and I don't believe I am any different from them. And all this making peace with the world? Fuck that noise. If the world has a bone to pick with me and half an ounce of brain matter, they would do well to let that bone rot away once I am rotting away. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Holy Chocobo |
I die in Armageddon. It may be a decade or even forty years coming. But I'll be alive during it, absent-mindedly dying via giant fireball.
Most amazing jew boots |
It just occured to me that if you've seen Haibane Renmei, you might find the combination of this post and my name rather...interesting? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Chocobo |
I'd like to die at the end of my hunt for stolen archaeological treasure. After many days of running around the world after these guys, I find them and have a huge fight. Then the Nazis, their benefactors come in and shoot me in the chest. The beautiful blond girl would come up to me crying, the love of my life ofcourse, and hold me till I die saying some really cool line.
Okay... I just watched Indiana Jones. W/E. FELIPE NO
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Chocobo |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
If it was by regular death, I'd probably want to die in my sleep peacefully. I wouldn't want to die from some contagious disease where I have to suffer a lengthy period, before my lids close.
Getting shot to death while chatting with someone in a public cafe would also be quite the shocking way to go. If it was by suicide, I'd probably just hang myself or jump off a very tall building. Jam it back in, in the dark. |