Lindsay Lohan gets bitch-slapped by Hollywood

I normally wouldn't make a thread about celeb gossip. However, here's a case of the workers behind the scenes, not kissing star-ass for once, and calling out a famous person when they start acting like a douche.

The letter sent to Lindsay, (telling her to get her act together and just stop skanking it up) which you can view here, is damn hilarious.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well well well,spoiled teenage girl movie stars are finally exposed for who they really are.

They oughta be ashamed, this kind of unprofessional behaviour is disgraceful to other artists who work their asses off in the industry, and its an embarassment of all women and girls.

I just hope other teenage actresses and actors can learn from this piece of news as well. I'm so sick of spoiled bitches that only think about themselves, and we all know from damn reality TV that such girls do exist, and not all of them are celebs.

And while I usually roll eyes at Celeb gossip, this is the real deal, since its a CEO firing off a letter like this, and they don't do that unless they are really pissed off. She's in serious trouble thanks to her behavior and is hanging on by a thread.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wait a minute, how in the hell did this get onto the internet in the first place? If it IS true, then I do find this funny as all hell. How old is Lindsey anyways? Like 16 or 17? She's gonna be one of those stars that you see go into rehab when they're a 30 yr old nobody.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

it sucks that lindsey turned out this way. evidently it was bound to happen. but she was such a cute little child-star in the updated Parent Trap. well, maybe that letter will smack her back into line

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well... In all due fairness, she's been getting bitchslapped for being a total deuche for years. Literally.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm guessing she scanned this herself.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, there's no such thing as bad press and this may (instead of doing its intended purpose) just warrant more cocksuckery (probably literally) from Lohan. Very rarely does getting in a bit of trouble actually make young partying whores stop. She'll probably just laugh and keep on slutting up otherwise good movies.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Kairi Li

I just hope other teenage actresses and actors can learn from this piece of news as well. I'm so sick of spoiled bitches that only think about themselves, and we all know from damn reality TV that such girls do exist, and not all of them are celebs.

And while I usually roll eyes at Celeb gossip, this is the real deal, since its a CEO firing off a letter like this, and they don't do that unless they are really pissed off. She's in serious trouble thanks to her behavior and is hanging on by a thread.

I really hope that is true, but from all the other teeny-bopper role-model fiascos, I seriously don't think that Lindsay Lohan (or LiLo) is really worried about the letter. She's probably too hungover to even read it to be honest.

I really hope the letter has a huge impact, but most celebrities either ignore the thing and the fans do the same, or they use it to their advantage. "It was so hard shooting the film. They wouldn't even believe that I was suffering from heat exhaustion when we were shooting in over 100 degree weather in Georgia. I persevered and I continued since I was so dedicated to the film amongst all the drama that the biased CEO was causing. He's crazy! He wasn't out there and I bet if he was then he would probably suffer from heat exhaustion too. I was so devoted to the project and loved the cast and crew so much that I would never want to hurt them and anyone that knows me would know that I would never act irresponsibly b/c I am a serious actress who wants to get naked in order to win an Oscar."

Maybe this situation is different b/c it is a CEO, but sadly I do not think that anything will wash away the Lohan stain. If they can't get rid of Ashlee Simpson, then I find it harder to get rid of Lohan.

Originally Posted by dhsu87

it sucks that lindsey turned out this way. evidently it was bound to happen. but she was such a cute little child-star in the updated Parent Trap. well, maybe that letter will smack her back into line

I think it's the curse of Disney. I have yet to see too many actresses who got their start from Disney that have grown up not to become slutty/party. Remember the Mickey Mouse Club? Not everyone was, but many of the ones we see today are.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Wait, movie stars are spoiled? HOLY SHIT, BLOCKBUSTER HEADLINE.

The Smoking Gun is nothing more than the William Randolph Hearst Yellow Journalism of the 21st Century. Small time piss-ant wanna-bes who have no understanding of the levity of investigative journalism. It's this kind of cock-wad nonsense that ruined innocent people like Fatty Arbuckle.

Theres a reason TheSmokingGun has people writing for it - they're not wanted by any legit paper.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Wait, movie stars are spoiled? HOLY SHIT, BLOCKBUSTER HEADLINE.

The article is not about her being spoiled, but about the letter she received.

Quote:

The Smoking Gun is nothing more than the William Randolph Hearst Yellow Journalism of the 21st Century. Small time piss-ant wanna-bes who have no understanding of the levity of investigative journalism. It's this kind of cock-wad nonsense that ruined innocent people like Fatty Arbuckle.

Are you saying that the complaints she received were unfounded, or that the whole article and letter have been fabricated?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I agree with Vivasi. I'm sick of hearing about child stars that end up like her. She deserves that letter.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Aardork

The article is not about her being spoiled, but about the letter she received.

Whoop-de-fucking-do.

So the Haley Mills of the 21st Century has a bad attitude. Why do you care? Because she makes more money than you? Because she makes a living being top-heavy on TV?

Why is Lohan being a heavy-handed bitch surprising? You think this is the first time a movie star was a stuck-up cunt? Why is this news? Why give a fucking crap?

So she doesn't show up on time for her movie. Oh, great, sure, like people lined up around the block for the summer blockbuster Prairie Home Companion; like we need this movie so badly.

Why is entertainment industry crap like this newsworthy? I can understand that someone dying or someone refusing to finish a film as news - but a tardy slip from the company because they hired a truant actress with a long established history of being a ponce cunt is NOT news. They knew she was a party girl, hired her anyway and she bit em in the ass. Thats what you get.

Originally Posted by Aardork

Are you saying that the complaints she received were unfounded, or that the whole article and letter have been fabricated?

Entirely possible. Can you quantify her being late to the set of this movie? Lets not forget that movie directors are known for throwing hissy fits - remember Bryan Singer's reported pissing matches with Halle Berry on X2? Who's to say that this director isn't just making it drama heavy because he's a dramatic person?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

LeHah, why are you treating this like legit-news? It's just a piece of celeb gossip. One that happens to stand out a bit with an amusing letter. That's all.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Yeah but, the letter isn't even that amusing.

I never really got celebrity gossip, or, the weird hype people project toward the celebrity lifestyle. It's like, why give a shit what celebrities do in their spare time? Why waste hundreds of dollars a month buying tabloids or wasting otherwise precious hours watching or reading up on such mindless, droning bullshit? Granted, you could say that about any given hobby, but investing your time in keeping up with the latest in celebrity news is just ridiculous. It's worse than those people who spend countless hours organizing their Magic cards.

And you know, I'm sure celebrities don't appriciate having people shoving their noses into their personal business. While I'm not a fan of Lindsay Lohan myself, I can almost sympathsize with her in the fact that retarded shit like this is being published online for all the world to see. I'm almost tempted to ask what kind of impact this letter--being public and all--was meant to have on its said audience. Like, is her bitchiness going to sway you at all from seeing the movie, or what?

This junk is just kind of like.... You know, stupid.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Whoa holy shit time to prank call Morgan Creek productions!

FELIPE NO

There's no way this letter is real....

They wouldn't put all that contact info (for Lohan as well as the exec.) for the whole world to see...

Right?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by blue

There's no way this letter is real....

They wouldn't put all that contact info (for Lohan as well as the exec.) for the whole world to see...

Right?

They used the proper format in which to make a business letter

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Actually it's just a mailing address + main contact number. You could probably get the same info from a phone book.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by LeHah

Why is entertainment industry crap like this newsworthy? I can understand that someone dying or someone refusing to finish a film as news - but a tardy slip from the company because they hired a truant actress with a long established history of being a ponce cunt is NOT news.

Oh, sure, I personally hate yellow press as well. However, as far as shitty journalism goes, these are relatively interesting news; usually it's just about who went to what club and who's having a nose-job this week.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.