How Profane Are You?

It all depends on the place and time for me. When I work stagecrew, I swear like a sailor. "What? You have a fuckin' problem with me? I'll punch your cl** so hard you'll have two periods this month!" or "fuck with me and be prepared to bend over, cause I'll fuck you till you cry for more or you cry for mommie. Either don't matter because your my bitch."

I omitted the c word in case it affects NSFW rules.

Outside of stagecrew, I try not to have such a fowl mouth. I stress using a broader vocabulary when I can.

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picked up the habit a little in college, but still i'd have to say i fit in the rarely catagory. I used to absolutely never cuss, but now when the situations right i'll let one slip. It doesn't suit me very well though. It's funny how it just works with some people but with other's its just weird.

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Ever since I went to Asia where swearing outloud in English was never noticed, I've been swearing uncontrollably. I swore infront of a whole group of familes/kids during Canada day. Didn't even notice it, got lots of dirty looks. Also swore in some stores today. I've got to get rid of the habit.

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Often for me... My roommate falls under the "every fuckin work is fuckin fuck" category, and I unconsciously picked it up from living with him. I try to control it now, because it makes me look like an idiot.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I have spent the better part of my life swearing and cursing. I can't really help it anymore, I curse all the time. Goddamnit, I even used to curse at church because my parents would make me go.

Now, I could give a fuck less. I get dirty looks from mothers shielding their children from the EVIL THAT IS PROFANITY, but I figure I only have to give the kid a few years before mine or someone else's cursing turns him into a dropout junkie.

Remember kids: Sticks and stones break bones. Bad words will HURT AMERICA'S MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE.

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If you look I usually have more than the needed obceneties in whatever post most of the time.

IRL, the language is basically the same, even to 12 y/o's (come on, I damn well know they curse up a storm, hell, I have since I was 10 (from what I can remember anyways.

FELIPE NO

Sometimes for me. I swear occasionally for emphasis, but most of it comes out when I'm gaming. My friends, on the other hand, make me sound like an angel-boy.

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I never used to swear, but I remember using really wacked out and childish putdowns so my friends got embarassed and tried ot teach me how to swear. Then one day while running in the rain to catch the bus, I was saying "shoot, shoot, shoot" in my head but what was coming out was "shit, shit, shit"

And its just goes downhill from there

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I chose sometimes, and this is out of choice. I never try to say fuck, I don't know why. I guess it sounds extremely ugly to me. However, I like to use shit, crap, damn, and ass anytime I can find it funny to do so. For example, I look at a book and say, "That's some long ass book you're reading". Other examples like "he's taking a crap", "holy shit that's some gross picture", or something to that extent. Nothing insulting.

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I do swear quite often. It's become a habit over the years i think. I don't like go into full strings of swearing but i do swear even when it sometimes isn't really necesary. Doesn't help that all my friends do as well so it kind of rubs off onto me

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Up until a certain point in middle school, my mouth was as clean as a whistle. In fact, I was afraid of swearing.

But then I started, and all hell broke loose. Now have a side which can be compared to that proverbial sailor, but that's only at certain times with the closest friends... 95% of the time at most. At certain other times, a few expletives might color my speech. But overall my mouth is still pretty clean and even formal.

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I haven't sworn in awhile, but in some cases - I'll swear under my breath. I never get to the point where I openly use profanity.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I curse. Very goddamn often.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

I have spent the better part of my life swearing and cursing. I can't really help it anymore, I curse all the time. Goddamnit, I even used to curse at church because my parents would make me go.

Now, I could give a fuck less. I get dirty looks from mothers shielding their children from the EVIL THAT IS PROFANITY, but I figure I only have to give the kid a few years before mine or someone else's cursing turns him into a dropout junkie.

Remember kids: Sticks and stones break bones. Bad words will HURT AMERICA'S MOTHERFUCKING FUTURE.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I rarely censor my language, sadly. This can be problematic in public places when I say something oblivious to the people around me.

I get lots of scowls and sometimes a dirty look because people just can't have their kids overhear the word "shit," but they can totally let their kids watch T2 without batting an eye at it.

But yea. I swear extremely frequently. In fact, I think when I am in traffic, I say nothing BUT profanity.

FELIPE NO

I never curse in public, but when I'm alone, I swear all the time.

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It's strange. When I was younger, I was usually able to watch my mouth (unless I was really angry for whatever reason). Sometimes a bad word slipped, but for the most part I kept clean.

When I joined the Army though, I began cussing quite frequently (not every other word, but I found myself using it in casual conversations. I think part of it was cause a lot of other soldiers cursed a lot too, and it kind of rubbed off on me).

Nowadays, I will generally only swear if I'm talking with friends, and even then, I try not to do it too much. I usually try to avoid typing swear words while posting online, although sometimes I let one or two slip out as well, depending on the mood I'm in and sometimes the content of the stuff I'm replying to/asking about online.

In a professional setting though, I can watch my tongue pretty well, and never use them when talking to my supervisors/superiors.

I hate to say it though, sometimes cussing is a little easier way to express my thoughts

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I curse fairly often, but only around my friends and my aunt and cousins. The rest of my family would probably have a coronary if I even said "damn" around them. I don't find curse words to be offensive, as they're just words, god dammit, but the morons who consist of about 75% of Xbox Live who say "fuck" every other word just get on my nerves.

Also, since when is "crap" a curse word?

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Originally Posted by Sassafrass

In fact, I think when I am in traffic, I say nothing BUT profanity.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe that it's really the only acceptable form of communication when you're on the road.

"YOU COCKMUNCHER! DON'T FUCKING SLOW THE FUCK DOWN OVER THE TRAIN TRACKS! YOU DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING SUBURBAN! IT'S NOT FUCKING GOING TO FALL THE FUCK APART! YOUR FUCKSTOCK IS SHIT, CUMGUZZLER!"

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It seems the only time I swear these days is when I get really mad, namely if someone does something to me that pisses me off. I usually have a high tolerance for BS and can look the other way, though. However, after awhile, it wears on me and I can't help letting loose words here and there when I'm pissed.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I restraint myself from swearing, but usually I only swear if I'm really angry or I get injured (like getting my finger clipped) And I try substituting f*ck with other words like crap, stupid etc.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Pretty much never. I was raised not to swear, so I didn't really pick up the habit. Besides, my parents would probably be shell-shocked if they heard me cuss. lol.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I dunno, I never picked up on swearing all that much. I cuss very rarely... Just about the only time I will is when I'm shocked or such.

FELIPE NO

I swear sometimes, but only to add emphasis to something or when I'm really, really angry, and never around people who I know will be offended by it.

The thing I hate about habitual swearers is that it's apparently very difficult to just turn it off in situations where it's not appropriate. It happens all the time when I'm in line at the store or just walking through the mall with my 8-year-old child. I'll pass by a group of kids and one of them will yell "Fuck you, motherfucker!" at the other one, just as we're passing by. And I never know whether to cry or punch someone.

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I swear only when something can get me to be angry. It takes a lot to get me angry. And when I am, I still probably won't need to use a cuss word. The only other time is when I write a song and just can't seem to find a word that will have the same meaning, or sound as good.

Ex: "..if you don't even listen, why do I give a crap then?"
"..if you don't even listen, why do I give a darn then?"
"..if you don't even listen, why do I give a SHIT then?" -that's the winner.

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I rarely swear in front of my parents, when I do it tends to come out in a mumble. I hardly swear out of the blue. When I get angry then I am more likely to lose it and swear. However I figure it is best to take it out on some stupid videogames and not others.

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