Favorite Quotes from Video Games

I would have posted the screenshots, but there are more than one, as it's actually more like a very amusing conversation rather than a line. Therefore, I'll just put up the best bits.

Lukan: "Yes, don't you think? My two vehementuous companions gave it to me. Witless, you see! Without humor! Without laughs! My irascibanality is unmatched."
Me: "Yes. You are truly without wits, Lukan."
Lukan: "Thank you so much. I can almost forgive your churlinity with comments like that.
Me: "You're vocabularity...Good god! Now I'M doing it..."
Lukan: "It is not uncommon that my eloquentology rubs off on those around me...oralization like my own is almost preterlateral in its uniquity."

Then, after discovering that my character had sided with "the enemy,"

Lukan: "There might have been, if I didn't already know you were in collision with the constable. I think you'd better leave now, or my colleagues will send you into the river tied to the heavy end of a millstone..."
Me: "Ugggh...we're in COLLUSION, you blithering idiot."

Arcanum goodness.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

(From under a box sitting quietly out of the fray)

"I'm on reconnaissance duty." - Solid Snake, Super Smash Bros. Brawl preview at E3.

Most amazing jew boots

"Everyone, forget about me... quickly..."
Maya from Persona II: Innocent Sin

Usually the main character would say "Dont forget about me" but she mentioned that one instead during her death. My tear busted out in that scene.

I was speaking idiomatically.

From Castlevania: Symphony of the Night:
Richter: "Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
Dracula: "What is a man, but a miserable little pile of secrets? But enough talk, have at you!"
While that was impressive as an intro, what was Richter babbling about?

Mega Man 7 - The ending:
Mega Man: "I... am... more... than... a... Robot!! Die Wily!!"
Huh, didn't see that coming.

Super Mario RPG:
Frogfucius: Mallow, my boy, I've kept this from you until now,but you're... Not a tadpole!!!
Everybody: Say WHAT???
Shock!!

How ya doing, buddy?

"I'd like to chicken out now!"

One of your camper friends in Pyschonauts. If you're looking for a game with 100 funny lines, give it a shot.

FELIPE NO

my favorite quote is from the vidiot game Ace Combat 5 when Nagase's all like, "No. Blaze's leading. And Im not gonna loose another flight lead."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

From Breath of Fire 2:

"Nimufu? She's worshipping the porcelain god."
Later...
"How can you jump into the toilet for a ring!?"

Super Mario RPG:

"Why didn't you stop him!?"
"Because I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh...Give me a break, here."

Geno: "This is a fine mess!" - Regarding the giant Bobomb.

Bowser:
To Mario - "'Hey, how have you been?'"
To self - "NO! Not like that, dummy!"
To Mario - "YOU!! What are YOU doing HERE!?"

Torte: "Vat...VAT!? Vat are you doing?!"
Apprentice: "Oh, that's nice, you just stepped on the..."
Both: "YOU FOOLS!!"

Snifit: "Listen, Mustache, you and your overgrown turtle-friend can take a hike. Go! Scat!"

Booster: "What's this...? Water...coming from your eyes?! Are you leaking, my dear?!"

Samus: "......I'm resting up for Mother Brain."

Old guy: (Oops...I've lost my dentures.)

Best Bowser quote ever: Like the moon over
the day, my genius and brawn
are lost on these fools. ~Haiku

FFIX: "Ooh, soft." - Zidane

Jam it back in, in the dark.

As much as I usually like the funny quotes, one line always stands out in my mind.


"Monsters? They looked like monsters to you? "
From Silent Hill 3 Vincent talking to Heather

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The lines from Disgaea just popped into my head:
"Nin-nin-nin! I'm a ninja!" -Flonne
"I'm here to assassinate King Krichevskoy!" -Flonne
"But that's my favourite word!" (referring to "Love" in the Maderas chapter) -Flonne
"Bang!" -Etna, prism rangers chapter...."You're not supposed to shoot us while we're posing!" -Prism Ranger

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.