Dead Ninja

All good ninjas have clones. They haven't identified the true ninja, but they'll not figure that out until it's too late.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Scarletdeath

"I reeled up a large mouth bass the other day! It was 24 kilo."
"Oh yeah? Check out my seventh custom ordered yacth."
"So what. I killed a ninja last night"

Damn, that is awesome.

You realize man #3 would score with women, right?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

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For six long years, Ferguson lived at his parents' house in San Diego, lost to his pathetic fantasies of revenge.

That is the best line from the whole thing. Sure it's real but still funny for the guy to be that stupid.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

This is not the face of a ninja.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by LZ 645

This is not the face of a ninja.

He looks a little like the actor that played in the "American Ninja" movies. Doesn't he?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That is the saddest thing I've heard in awhile. Poor ninja.

I like how they say "got himself shot dead" like wow, how profound does that sound. Usually when somebody's on the news, it's either a great achievement or they're dead, so why people mention that is totally beyond me.

FELIPE NO

Six years plotting his revenge only to get shot to death by an old man. So much for not being pathetic.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It'd be nice if you could bump news story threads where the website STILL EXISTS!

How ya doing, buddy?

This thread hasn't been bumped in two over two years, if you post, you better have a damn good reason.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So stop acting as accessories to the crime, already!

Sheesh!

This shit's closed!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.