Impossibly Impossible Situation: What are your priorities?

It was never about escape. It's about using your resources, and seeing what people value in this day and age. Besides, if you escape, you'll just find yourself in a larger, more hideous room, where the power outlets are not from your region.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

But I AM using my resources!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'd take the heater for warmth and cooking. Frozen dinners are so packed with preservatives that I wouldn't be concerned with their going bad. I'd also take the giant TV, for light, entertainment, and time (CNN or something would have that I think).

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

When I first started reading it I thought of Saw, the movie. I'd take the microwave, since that can cook the food you're going to eat, and then you can just turn it on to warm up the room. And then if there is Internet, then I'd take the laptop, then I can get on AIM and tell people I'm hostage and come rescue me or something... At least I could play games while I wait? I dunno.

I was speaking idiomatically.

So uh...what happens when you run out of stuff to throw in the microwave? I guess you can keep the thing plugged in with the door open, and I dunno, the LIGHT might provide some (almost none) warmth, but I'm pretty sure it's really bad for a microwave to just cook while there is nothing in there. I'm too lazy to confirm that, though.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You guys are going to love mine.

The 70" TV and the mini-fridge.

The TV will provide heat, light, and entertainment. As others have said, the frozen dinners can be eaten thawed, and I only eat one meal a day anyway.

And then I'd use the trays and boxes for my "waste" and store them in the mini-fridge so they won't smell.

FELIPE NO

I just don't get why people think they can use the microwave for heat.

The only heat you're going to get from this is by being really close to the vents.

Microwaves don't work when the door is open and you wouldn't want to do that anyway, wouldn't that seriously mess up your body?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'd take the laptop for entertainment, and as several have said, for heat, and the microwave for the food. I also don't eat very much, so 3 or 4 TV dinners should be fine for me. It'd be a little difficult, but if I had to, I could probably ration them out to make them last longer.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'd definately take the laptop because I would die of boredom before anything else otherwise. Also the stereo, because I don't use the internet to listen to music all that much and I couldn't go four days without it. I'd use the ice as a source of water and I could wait for the food to thaw out, maybe put it by the laptop. The temperature and the darkness wouldn't bother me in the slightest.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I would likely take the laptop and a laptop. connection to the outside and games galore online! I'd use the lava lamp as a small light and if they let me I'd take it with me when I leave.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Leknaat

You guys are going to love mine.

The 70" TV and the mini-fridge.

The TV will provide heat, light, and entertainment. As others have said, the frozen dinners can be eaten thawed, and I only eat one meal a day anyway.

And then I'd use the trays and boxes for my "waste" and store them in the mini-fridge so they won't smell.

You win this thread.

Of course, this is a lot of the reason why I'd choose to fast. I know I wouldn't be able to hold it for four days. >_<

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The heater and the DS. The heater to cook the food/ heat me up, the DS to play. Im good for 4 days.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Max Biggs

You win this thread.

Of course, this is a lot of the reason why I'd choose to fast. I know I wouldn't be able to hold it for four days. >_<

I R TEH WINNA!!!!!

So, do I get the TV and the fridge? :biggrin:

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?