Dating an emo...

Originally Posted by MeTaL_oRgY

How to say "Wanna be my girl" to an emo? haha.

write the following in blood:

will you go out with me? (circle one)

[yes] [no]

seal it in an envelope with a pentogram sticker and maybe some tears if you can muster it.


I would advise against it though. most girls are emotional enough as it is when dating someone, just imagine how melodramatic and bipolar this girl is going to be... and the cling factor! after you dump her, her friends will stalk you everywhere like a shadow of bad hair and black clothes and then they'll convince her the only way to rid herself of this ETERNAL "DEPRESSION" is to make a voodoo doll of you and purge her sadness by stabbing its eyes out while listening to avril lavinge and other top 40 artists that sing about those stupid stupid boys that always break their tarnished unmendable aortic pumps.

it's your call. I really hope you aren't one of those real life white knight types.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Duo and lurker are correct about these type of girls being very willing when it comes to sex.

So, you can definitely look forward to that if you go out with her.

But whatever you do, don't think that you are going to be her knight in shining armor. You will fail. Nothing personal, you just will.

How ya doing, buddy?

By the way, I'm gonna vote "no" on the having sex with the "crazy girl" part... because if there's any way to break a woman's heart, it's to have sex with her and then ditch her... so unless you're planning on staying awhile, I'd advise against it. After all, she's emo, and she cuts herself... you do NOT want to depress a person like that, or you may have terrible regrets later.

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Err this still sounds like an infatuation if you are focusing on having sex with her XP. Hahaha though sure why not give it a shot, the experience might be interesting though DON'T expect to change her...that would be stupid. Kinda like those typical chick flick movies where there is always some goth/punk/emo chick who's attitude and style of clothes eventually changes through the entire movie due to dating/influence of another guy. Those are always priceless for it never really happens but...it is more interesting to observe.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by ava lilly

write the following in blood:

will you go out with me? (circle one)

[yes] [no]

seal it in an envelope with a pentogram sticker and maybe some tears if you can muster it.


I would advise against it though. most girls are emotional enough as it is when dating someone, just imagine how melodramatic and bipolar this girl is going to be... and the cling factor! after you dump her, her friends will stalk you everywhere like a shadow of bad hair and black clothes and then they'll convince her the only way to rid herself of this ETERNAL "DEPRESSION" is to make a voodoo doll of you and purge her sadness by stabbing its eyes out while listening to avril lavinge and other top 40 artists that sing about those stupid stupid boys that always break their tarnished unmendable aortic pumps.

it's your call. I really hope you aren't one of those real life white knight types.

Girl, you've made my day. That was fucking hilarous. =P

I'm not planning to just have sex with her and then just dump her. That'd be cruel and she'd probably kill herself (or kill me, for that matter). I'll give it a shot, though. I believe it's worth it. =P

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Heh depending on when it is worth it usually comes near the end of a relationship (if there is an end to a particular one in which I am sure of it in this circumstance)

FELIPE NO

Now that you've decided, good luck, and slowly try to bend her character. SLOWLY...

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No. She wouldn't try to kill herself. True suicide is not the emo way - you cannot get attention or pity when you're dead. Or at least, notice any of it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Just updating here... I'm still hanging out with her. It's getting a little hard sometimes, because she kinda loves-hates her last boyfriend. Seems like she shared quite a lot with him, and everything reminds her of him... Other than that, it's going great. Still not my girlfriend, but I believe it's just a matter of calling each other boy/girlfriend, this is pretty much settled.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Ooh. Don't rush it. Great to hear it's going well

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I don't understand why you would want to go out with a girl with so much baggage.

In any case, good luck.

How ya doing, buddy?

Just updating here..

A word of advice:

Emo girls are fucking crazy

Well, actually, I don't think this had to do anything with her being emo, but she's crazy indeed. Long story short, she still misses her ex-boyfriend and couldn't get to love me, so.. it's fucking ruined now.

Oh well. At least it was nice while it lasted. And her emo ideas and attitudes didn't affect the relationship at all. Actually, that gave the whole experience a fun and very... interesting touch. :P

(For those wondering, no, I did not have sex with her)

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

I'm telling you from countryman to countryman... If this doesn't raise any red flags with HUGE LETTERS reading "RUN THE FUCK AWAY", I don't know what will.

Seconded..

An being bipolar myself, it's not hard to control with experience.. if I'm in a relationship, that's more than enough to ward off the depression. Sounds like you had one who wants to hold onto misery.

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Originally Posted by MeTaL_oRgY

Well, actually, I don't think this had to do anything with her being emo,

Originally Posted by MeTaL_oRgY

And her emo ideas and attitudes didn't affect the relationship at all.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, man.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by MeTaL_oRgY

As you can see from the Post your picture thread, I'm not an emo at all

you can't be "an emo". an "emo" does not exist. emo is a musical genre. not a state of being. I hope something very heavy falls on your head, disabling your function to communicate, thus preventing you from ever posting another message on this board.

How ya doing, buddy?

According to todays stereotype of the word, one can be an emo.... Yes it's annoying that a word that means something completly different is used for people such as wrist cutters, whiners, complainers, etc etc..but it's society lingo for a while.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by joshi

you can't be "an emo". an "emo" does not exist. emo is a musical genre. not a state of being. I hope something very heavy falls on your head, disabling your function to communicate, thus preventing you from ever posting another message on this board.

Hahahaha, yes, we all know what emo really is, but there's no shorter way to describe this girl. As Winter's said, emo is a stereotype nowadays and people understand what an "emo" person is like, so stop trying to look smart and beig so fucking annoying.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I had a friend who cut herself. Then she stopped. No psychiatrists involved. Cause psychiatrists give drugs to suppress emotion so when you're off the drugs, you're worse than before. Anyway, she was doing it cause of her abusive boyfriend, and stopped when they broke up, and they broke up cause I got him pissed at me enough that he threatened to kill me and she decided that was too much. So you could say I helped. But really I didn't say or do anything to her that influenced her. It was all about getting her away from him. Not TALKING HER OUT OF being with him, just making it happen.

But since that has absolutely no relevance to this situation or relationshit, I will say one last thing:

Don't date cutters. Don't date emo people. Find yourself a real woman, not a little girl, and have a grown-up relationship with someone who is complete without someone else, while you stay complete without someone else too. Two complete people is way better than two people who complete each other.

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