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 Member 889 Level 18.77 Mar 2006 
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Sony's E3 Press Conference in 1 minute
This is what you should watch instead of Sony's actual uber boring 1hr something conference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJEls...page=1&t=t&f=b MASSIVE DAMAGE! How ya doing, buddy?
Missing that one music track:
Fire Fight - Mission X // Frostbite |
Member 828 Level 19.83 Mar 2006
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Priceless. I'm surprised his "Ridge Racer" hasn't become an internet meme yet. It will once this link gets passed around enough.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 641 Level 16.38 Mar 2006
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Loved it. I watched it a while ago, and it's still awesome, wahaha.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. 
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Member 2373 Level 22.69 Mar 2006
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LOL!!!
It's Ridge Racer. Riiiiiiiidge Racer! Awesome! I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 570 Level 40.69 Mar 2006
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All I got from it was:
599 US Dollars for Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidge Racer! How ya doing, buddy? 
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Sup GFF faggots, who can't handle shit?
Member 552 Level 27.62 Mar 2006
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599 US dollar...599 US dollar...599 US dollar...599 US dollar...599 US dollar...599 US dollar... NOESS IT IS IN MY HEAD...
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Member 922 Level 27.65 Mar 2006
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yup... that summed things up quite well
FELIPE NO |
Member 62 Level 32.80 Mar 2006
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"So here's this giant enemy crab..."
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? Mario Kart DS: 498293-921939____ Star Fox Command: 155-576-696-451____ Metroid Prime Hunters: 4854-1233-4943____ Final Fantasy III: 506891214495____ Xfire: freuser____ Steam: Free.User____ |
Member 607 Level 33.17 Mar 2006
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Funny to say the least.
I normally don't like to see people get mocked like this, but it's inevitable. And it did sum up the Sony press conference very well. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 140 Level 21.84 Mar 2006
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That was hilarious. I love videos that repeat dumb things like Ridge Racer or giant enemy crab. That was priceless.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 1186 Level 12.83 Mar 2006
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Of all the places to announce your terrible pricing, in front of an audience of 20somethings?? After yelling about Ridge Racer, while holding a PSP's glared up screen to a projection camera??
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Member 400 Level 18.87 Mar 2006
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so here's this giant enemy crab.....
it's 599 for the 60gb ps3... it's 499 for the 20gb ps3... I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 617 Level 43.41 Mar 2006
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RIDGE RACER? THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!
I was speaking idiomatically.  - What we all do best - |
 Member 16 Level 47.67 Feb 2006
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Still an awesome video even after seeing it so many times.
While the Riiiidge Racer quote is funny enough, a lot of people are missing some of the more subtle jabs. Hirai talks about how "the essence of the Playstation DNA is real change", and then you have a guy introducing an action game, based on japanese history (with the hilariously statement-contradicting GIANT ENEMY CRAB) and PSP emulating old PS1 games.
A lot of people don't realize that the Ridge Racer quote is from the demonstration of a PSP playing an emulated Ridge Racer 1. The video has a few more priceless Hirai quotes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EToMOl_mRdE Most amazing jew boots  |
Member 1181 Level 19.79 Mar 2006
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Somehow I'm more amused about the speech of this Genji 2 guy than "Riiiiidge Raceeeeer".
"Eh, Genschi 2 is an Aschon game, which is based on Japanese history. Eh, being based on history, the stages of the game will also be based on famous battles, which took actually took place in anschient Japan. So here is this giant enemy crab." Priceless.  How ya doing, buddy?  [SCHWARZE 4 - Sepp Bonhof]  |
Member 617 Level 43.41 Mar 2006
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Giant Crab is awesome, because it so realistically portrays true Japanese bushido qualities. DONT MESS WITH.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? - What we all do best - |
Member 412 Level 22.01 Mar 2006
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Jam it back in, in the dark.   |
Member 141 Level 14.84 Mar 2006
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I didn't think that Genji 2 and the giaint crab footage were from the same game, but it wouldn't really suprise me. Overall the press conference seemd quite pathetic, with so many gimmicks (like Ridge Racer on a PSP), its not even funny. Sony has just about screwed themselves over with the PS3 (esp with the 600 dollar price tag), and this video manages to capture that in all its hillarity.
There's nowhere I can't reach.  |
Member 62 Level 32.80 Mar 2006
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In the same conference, I remember something else that's pathetic. I can't remember the game, but it went something like this.
"another innovation in this game is real time weapon switching!" 0_o... like Diablo II? This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. Mario Kart DS: 498293-921939____ Star Fox Command: 155-576-696-451____ Metroid Prime Hunters: 4854-1233-4943____ Final Fantasy III: 506891214495____ Xfire: freuser____ Steam: Free.User____ |
Member 828 Level 19.83 Mar 2006
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Of all the games to have been emulated, especially since we're talking Namco here, you'd figure he'd pick something more memorable. I wonder how big the meme would have become here if he did Ace Combat.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Member 1216 Level 44.27 Mar 2006
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 I was speaking idiomatically.  |
Member 1148 Level 21.64 Mar 2006
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I don't like the way he said Ridge Racer. Should had more oomph, or he should say it like Howard Dean.
"RRRRRRRRRIIIIDDDGEE RRAAACCEERRR!" Massive Damage FTW. Most amazing jew boots 
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Member 828 Level 19.83 Mar 2006
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In the Ridge Racer video, Hirai looks like such a douche. He's showing off the PSP, but it looks like he's not even moving the controls. His car should have crashed; in actuality, he might have just been playing a video of someone playing Ridge Racer from the memory stickRIIIDGE RACER.
Most amazing jew boots |
Member 617 Level 43.41 Mar 2006
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I <3 /v/
 What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? - What we all do best - |
Member 1285 Level 26.51 Mar 2006
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There's three things I got from Sony's E3 Press Conference:
Ridge Racer Giant enemy crab thing $599 US dollars Nice. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Para 
evergreen 
Neogin 
majario 
map car man words telling me to do things 
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