Persecuted for Eating a Certain Way

Originally Posted by nabhan

There's a simple explanation for this.

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Fuck off. There is nothing wrong with Quebec. People like this exist everywhere.

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Originally Posted by BIGWORM

Now unless he's licking the plate like a dog, unbuckling his belt a few notches to let his out-stretched stomach rest easy, burping/farting excessively, picks his nose and flings snot/snot rockets, or scratches his balls, then wtf?

This may be stereotypical of black people, but I'm pulling the race card on this one.

I lick my plate clean....especially after baked potatoes, all the butter that didn't soak into the potato is in a pool at the bottom of the plate, mixed in with the cheese, salt, pepper, and whatever else, and it tastes SOOOOOO good.

I usually try to let out at least 3 good belches at every meal, just for my mother .

Itchy balls? IDK I think it would be more rude to sit there and dance in your chair when you could just discretely reach down, slip your hand in your pants, and relieve that itch. Now if he was masturbating at the table, then THAT would be pretty rude.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, if you do that in the privacy of your own home, more power to you--just not in a public place imo, that's just not proper etiquette.

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Originally Posted by Dhsu

Eating with a spoon and fork isn't disgusting, but it's definitely inefficient. There should be no reason you can't eat with a single utensil.

What part of the US are you from? B/c I know of a ton of reasons why people would use more than one utensil here (unless you have some sort of weird spork-like object that can cut into things as proficiently as a knife).

Anyway, I do believe that the monitor went overboard on this problem. It's not like he's sticking his face into the food and eating it that way. He's not even using his hands! We should send the monitor down south and desensitize him to the whole idea of eating with just one utensil. I know I eat with a knife and fork quite often b/c this University isn't sanitary (I will even cut pizza up and eat it that way). Sometimes I will use a knife and spoon if the forks are missing. I have used a fork and spoon before when I was eating fried ice cream in order to prevent the outer shell from slipping off. Then again, I'm part indian, so they'd hate me in Canada anyway (according to a couple of friends of mine in Canada).

Seriously, I could understand if it was with his hands or something, but that is just way too much. I would sue, and normally I am against using the race card, but I say that he should go for it. It's just too outrageous!

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Mucknuggle

Fuck off. There is nothing wrong with Quebec. People like this exist everywhere.

What's with the Canadian Hatin'?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

So, what you're saying is they made up a reason to yell at the kid?

That seems kind of pansified to me. Is this the Canadian way?

No, they're racist in the sense that our way is the only right way and not the way some other nationality does things.

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My coworkers have laughed at me for eating with chopsticks. I prefer eating salads with chopsticks, and I have been eating a lot of salad lately. It doesn't bother me, but I do wish I could show them how to use them.

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Originally Posted by evergreen

What's with the Canadian Hatin'?

I wouldn't know. Ask the hater that I responded to.

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Is that a school for one-armed freaks? The last time I checked my common sense I recall using two pieces of cutlery gives you much more control than just using one. Besides who on earth would be offended by someone eating with a fork and spoon?!

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Madame, you are in Canada. Here in Canada you should eat the way Canadians eat.

I cannot believe he actually said this. What's more I can't believe she punished him, not because of not using utensils, but because he used the wrong ones. I hope that if, god forbid they're not fired, they're at least encountered with kids who are really disruptive in the lunch room.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

That's just plains tupid. Its like banning someone from a chinese restaurant because he can't use chopsticks. (Heck I don't even know how to use chopsticks!) I hope that the direcotr gets fired for saying something that stupid.

Awww racists. >=(

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