i like presents
Member 973
Level 35.75
Mar 2006
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Dec 18, 2006, 06:21 PM
Local time: Dec 18, 2006, 05:21 PM
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Can you imagine the receptionist's journal that night?
"Dear diary,
Today was mostly okay. I found some great shoes at the mall in the morning shopping with Beatrice. I think they were Adidas! Anyway, after we went to the mall I had to go to work. I don't really like working 2:00-10:00, but they pay well and I'm allowed to eat at my desk. But anyway guess what? I had this huge pig hurled at me today at work! Right over the counter! I mean, okay, maybe the pig wasn't THAT huge, but I can't believe it! A pig! I got so fed up I went over to Diane's diner and ordered me some bacon and eggs with extra bacon."
Dunno why a redneck would want to part with a pig, though.
Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Drex