Angry Redneck Lobs 60 Pound Pig at Receptionist
 

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http://news.aol.co.uk/man-throws-pig...08104309990014

I knew this shit had to take place down south even before I read the story. I. JUST. KNEW IT.

Fucking Mississippi. AAAAGGGGHHH!!!! >_< :psyduck:

Heh, pretty strange. Even if it were a prank, were the two having an argument or disagreement or something similar? Or was it completely and utterly random?

Regardless, it sounds like an, err...heinous crime. I can just imagine the receptionist's face when he lifts the pig above his head. O_O" I'd rather have a pig thrown at me than a possum though.

Black people depending on who you ask and what parts of Alabama you're in... -____-

Wastin' good ol' chitlin's likes dat. LAWD HAVE MERCIES!!!

"Some folks'll never eat a skunk and then again some folk'll - like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel."

Tossing a pig (pun-intended)? He should be punished for animal abuse.

That's pretty awesome, and created a great thread title. Extra credit for use of the word LOB.

This fucker never tried to run away afterwards? Where did he get the pig/animals from? Maybe he didn't run off because he wanted the animals back.

Well we don't do that in central Alabama, so what part are you talking about?

Also, Mississippi is far worse than Alabama as far as being low class and redneck.

£150??

Are you seriously telling us that this guy has been fined in British currency?

http://news.aol.co.uk/man-throws-pig-at-receptionist/article/20061208104309990014

I think it was just stated in those terms to better relate to the target audience.

I thought the same thing until I noticed the url.

What on the hell would make someone chuck a damn pig, period? Let alone sixty pound pig, in a hotel, as a prank.

Love the caption underneath the pig picture:

Like tossing the caber in the Scottish Highlands, tossing the pig is an ancient ritual used to express masculinity and prowess to other yokels. The winner is the one whose pig screams the loudest.

well, he got the chitlin's gone, now where's he gonna throw the grits while he hoots and hollers while his family plays the theme from Deliverance

Guess the receptionist will remember that day as 'the day pigs flew'

That would be hilarious! Do you think he would've paid it by giving them a 150 pound pig?


And the south fucking sucks. The Gulf of Mexico needs to devour it already.

Can you imagine the receptionist's journal that night?

"Dear diary,

Today was mostly okay. I found some great shoes at the mall in the morning shopping with Beatrice. I think they were Adidas! Anyway, after we went to the mall I had to go to work. I don't really like working 2:00-10:00, but they pay well and I'm allowed to eat at my desk. But anyway guess what? I had this huge pig hurled at me today at work! Right over the counter! I mean, okay, maybe the pig wasn't THAT huge, but I can't believe it! A pig! I got so fed up I went over to Diane's diner and ordered me some bacon and eggs with extra bacon."

Dunno why a redneck would want to part with a pig, though.

Didn't notice the URL either. So this is the type of shit the UK'z reporting about Americans?

I'm surprised they didn't think much of a man walking into a hotel with a pig.

That is darn peculiar. Like, a prank? Throwing a pig over the counter? There are some things I will never understand about some American culture.

If you don't understand the zen of tossing chubby livestock at desk workers I just don't know what's wrong with you!




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Times like this make me wish the Union just let the Confederacy become independent.