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Originally Posted by Manis Tricuspis
5. The Moon no longer Harbors Vampires
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This is still uncertain. Some Vampirologists have considered and observed the possibility of underground vampire havens on the moon, complete with all the amenities of daily life, including underground blood farms, underground pet shops, underground factories, underground pools, and even an underground
McDonald's For Vampires, offering bloodshakes, bloodburgers, and the new healthy blood salads.
So, until this has been cleared up, I do not think that it would be wise for one to go ahead and sign up for moon-lovin'.
Jam it back in, in the dark.