Oversalt a Burger, Get Arrested

What im surprised about is that they spent tax payer money and had the burger investigated by a lab hahah!!!!!!!!!!!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Bull**t, it's uh, always!, the lawyers fault. It-it's a fact of life, it-it's, it's common sense! How dare the likes of you defend such a devious, malicous bread of inhuman beings!

I rather support the unfortunate multi-milliondollar corporation on this one.. I say that regardless even though the burger may have been to salty, they are feeding your crap in a bun anyways, consider it an extra secret ingreident, and if you liked it -- You should be lucky that they didn't patent the salty burger and deemed it a healthy choice by cutting out extra calories in the bun!

Yes, so yes.. It's, uh.. Uhm.. YES, it's always the lawyers fault!

*Looks around the office* "Just finishing up those stats now sir! YES SIR, RIGHT AWAY SIR! (I hate working in an office!)

There's nowhere I can't reach.