[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I hope somebody knows how to subdue this dumb animal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'd like to know how a live crab is trapped in a broom closet, myself. I'd be wary of eating that.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was gonna ask, did you give knk an automatic coup de grace on that hit, or are you wanting us to declare these things?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Ditto. But moreso to ask the way out.

I like how the enemies keep complaining I'm taking things they need. Very suitable for my character's traits.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

My character didn't identify it, though. He's not about to drink something he doesn't know wtf is.

FELIPE NO

I didn't pick up the oil. But I'm betting if I had, you bastards wouldn't mind me drinking that, either.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If he doesn't mind, I could take over for knk's character. It's not like I'll have any trouble duplicating his personality, seeing as he doesn't have much of one, other than forgetting where he is and inner monologues.

Edit: On second thought, it'd probably be a nicer notion to let somebody who hasn't participated yet take over. Unless there isn't any takers.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

How'd Shin manage two standard actions?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Flanking is a staple to my combat strategy. I just rarely get to set it up myself due to the danger of opportunity attacks.

I have no problem with it so long as I have at least 10 hp. I don't want to...you know, die. If I have less HP, lay hands on me first. YES HOMO.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So I'm attempting to intimidate the guard into surrendering. How's this work? What are the options?

I put two actions in my post since I'm obviously not in the know about trying to take a prisoner.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Oh...

Fuck it then, stab him in the face! =D

Hopefully somebody else is wise enough to not kill him, anyhow.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Leave it to Bob to kill us all.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'd say some of the characters have found a sudden lack of motivation.

FELIPE NO

It's too late to turn around now. We have company. And mischievous at that.

Don't think I would trust mischievous midget-lizards, if I were my character.

For clarifications sake is that lever on MY side, or the lizard's side of the gate?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Something tells me you've been waiting a loooong time to use that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My character just has ants in his pants, that's all.

Don't worry. He doesn't like holes.

Anyways, what does it matter? This dungeon is fairly linear, and my colleagues aren't doing a dick of a thing.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm moving, and I need to buy a wireless network card. I shouldn't have any problems with that, but just to be on the safe side, animechanic or whomever claims it first can control my character for the rest of the weekend (it's a 3 day weekend, too).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Sorry guys, I will catch up tomorrow maybe.
I bought the fucking wireless dongle, my dad has the wireless encrypted, the door to the computer room locked, and the modem passworded. He's too dumb to remember his passwords, and while I bypassed the locked door easily enough (rogue tactics, ftw), resetting the modem would provoke much ferocity (troll style, at that).

All that would probably make more sense if I mentioned he's a trucker.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Can I move diagonal to be standing over Argy's body?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I wasn't sure, due to the corner of the hallway.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I'm losing the roof over my head...which usually goes along with the internet connection.

Um, needless to say, I'll be unreliable to post.

I suppose somebody can either take over my character until there's an oppurtunity to momentarily retire, or you can kill him off. =\

FELIPE NO

So, while everybody's waiting for Brady, I've caught up with everything. Terribly fun it is.

Do you want me to just chill and sit back, or should I play my character?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Oh, well, poops.

Put me on the back end of the list, I guess.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Alright, what have I missed? Gimme the highlights reel, plz.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

You forgot the random stats about game outcomes on Wednesdays when the wind was blowing over 9 mph in a southeasterly direction. But good try anyways.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.