[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Whenever anybody reaches the door, I'll automatically follow.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I cannot even fathom how I managed to deal 27 damage...I mean, other than the fact that I am just so awesome!

And Deni, maybe you should've swung at (and probably killed) the drake, seeing as I put myself in harms way JUST so you could have a decent chance at hitting something for once!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, snap, son. I forgot my character loves teh anus.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Ouch.

Also, you told Brady standing up from prone is a minor action. Then you told me it was a move action. Now I know you can take two minors or two moves in one turn, but is there a difference at all in this situation?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm fairly sure Pang told us healing surge was a standard action.

How ya doing, buddy?

That's weird. I guess you can substitute a minor for a move and have two minors, but not the other way around.

But okay then, I'm alive and won't complain.

FELIPE NO

Seriously, you're getting on all of our nerves. Chill the fuck out.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Well that's because if you actually apologized to me, you would just be asking me to walk all over you.

At any rate, I won't die. Because the gods favor me...and not you. And if I do happen to pass into the blurry light, you sure wouldn't be getting my spot.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I would've told her to be a half-orc redneck (that's what I wanted to do next), but apparently they removed that from 3.5 into 4E.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So I just finished reading the full combat chapter. I suggest everybody who hasn't already go do so, and make particular note to action points, and probably readying actions and movement.

I'll pretend I already spent my action point this encounter since I made an illegal move earlier.

Pang, could you do a rules corner on bluff checks? The player's guide isn't very descriptive.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Quote:

After you take an extended rest (page 263), you lose
any unspent action points, but you start fresh with 1
action point.

No?

Intimidate seems a bad idea during combat, since the enemy gets +10 to the check.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shin

Holy crap! Animechanic got threadbanned!

I hope you're not teasing. =\

I was speaking idiomatically.

Why is it called "Living Forgotten Realms"?

Anyways, just control him, Deni. I'm sick of this battle. We've all exhausted our dailies and it's still dragging out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

[QUOTE=Zergrinch;632055]But... but... they can be useful cannon fodder NPC party members in future confrontations! Violence is not the solution, it is your duty to spread love and peace throughout the dungeon![QUOTE]

I figured we'd just kill them all but the dwarf that's running around and then haze him systematically with sword hilts and Argumentus's slobber.

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I just end up rising in whatever spot is open next to the one I'm in. If there isn't one open, then I better make like a snake. No defense bonuses.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Don't hate the player, Acer, hate the game.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Maybe Argumentus should start throwing allies instead of tables. All I need is a pointy hat.

Pang, we need pointy hats.

Oh, and have you been keeping track of my items and bolts and crap? If so, could I get an updated char. sheet?

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What would a mantle be, in this scenario?

How ya doing, buddy?

What? It's not my fault this puzzle isn't getting solved.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It's not a puzzle, it's a deathtrap. =\

How ya doing, buddy?

Just a question, not judging or even commenting on your work, Pang, but I was wondering if there's a chapter in the dungeon master guide that gives tips on narrating.

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Apathy is a bitch.

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On another note, are you rolling passive checks on us to notice these traps? Do I have to declare that I'm looking for traps all the time? Are we following this "Take 10" rule?

I haven't read the chapter on classes, so I'm not sure about rogue specifics.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I like it the way you posted the last map currently. But you shoud use your discretion as to what moments need bigger maps and which ones need smaller maps.

Perhaps set the file attributes to the same dimenions each time, but zoom in and out according to what's relevant?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I prefer the current small size, still, but please don't make me have to use the left and right scroll keys.

There's nowhere I can't reach.