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Well it just launched. Sadly no new character announcements yet and only one stage revealed so far and it's the generic 3 platforms and a bottomless pit we saw in the beginning of the first trailer, but the list of musicians is very impressive, there's alot of names there I'd never think to see in the credits. The list also suggests the possibility of Killer7, Meteos, Devil May Cry, Kingdom Hearts etc. characters and stages.
Hopefully next update (if it's ever going to happen) will have some more suprising news. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I'm still waiting for something new and suprising other than the names of the musicians. I can't beleive they even bothered announcing Mario and Link, every time Japan Time comes around I'm less and less suprised. Well if they announce 3 characters a week, we'll be seeing someone new in four weeks at the latest.
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Holy shit, Sonic confirmed for Brawl
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I'd like to see Mega Man in Brawl but knowing Capcom they'd want to have the Starforce version for promotional purposes. I'd be surprised if Pac-Man wasn't in the game for Namco.
As for Squenix representation, I don't see what's wrong with generic mascots seeing as how that's what the Pokemon are. I think a moogle would be a good choice. Give him moves based on the Mog dances from FFVI, maybe his B-down could have him slam the save book from FFIX? From a promotional standpoint they might go for Batman from Final Fantasy IV (with a DS remake on the horizon) or someone from FFTA2. According to the melee character survey a Chocobo was the most requested third-party character (more than Sonic). I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Laughing on line at the omission of release date for Pal region countries. The Grinch already stole Christmas from America, might as well steal next Halloween from Europe as well.
Oh and there's a snapshot mode so you can take upskirt photos of Peach without a capture card now, hooray What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
False alarm, Ness un-unconfirmed.
Oh, and some shit about handicaps. Most amazing jew boots |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Shockingly, Europe gets screwed once again for the release date! Who could have possibly imagined?
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Captain Falcon. Ness. I would have taken just one of those over last month in its entirety. Filler updates are fine until you remember that Captain Falcon hasn't been reconfirmed (we wouldn't even know if F-Zero had any representation at all if it weren't for Goroh) and people are still chomping at the bit hoping Ness will be in. There's also Snake and Zelda's final smashes. Also mark your calendars December 17 for Megaman's 20th anniversary when he will be confirmed. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Well, sound test is a damn good thing, I'm sure that out of the hundreds of people who will be impatient enough to import it from Japan, one of them will rip the soundtrack before it comes over to the US.
That Ice Climbers arrangement is pretty good, I don't know if I like the surfer theme but it beats the hell out of the one from melee, for sure. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
![]() A: Mighty Foot A^: Delay Duke Nukem Forever another 6 months, release 50x55 teaser screenshot on 3drealms website A>: Chew bubblegum A\/: Kick ass (if out of bubblegum) B: I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL B>: RIP OFF HEAD B> smash: SHIT DOWN NECK B\/: NOBODY STEALS MY CHIPS, AND LIVES B/\: BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS Final Smash: LOOKS LIKE THE SHIT HAS HIT THE FAN TIME TO PARK MY BRICKS (in alien toilet) 3 taunts: SHAKE IT BABY/DAMN I'M GOOD/I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY WITH MYSELF What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Since this is now a Twilight Princess thread
I sort of agree that expectations for a game can ruin it for some people, but having high expectations doesn't affect the quality of the game itself. Twilight Princess had alot of problems and even with low expectations you should be disappointed, because it is a flawed game. I bought it for my brother without the intention of even playing it, I don't think it's possible to have lower expectations about a game than I did, and I was still disappointed in the end. TP's biggest problem was that it failed to maintain a consistent level of quality from beginning to end. Just look at the entire second half of the game, it's like they just stopped caring. The plot and character development were nonexistent, Zelda and Ganondorf were barely even relevant, the dungeons were out of place, poorly designed and the objectives were the goofy sort of kind that belong in the first half of the game (see: making soup for a yeti, the western village, and the worst dungeon ever, the chicken ranch in the sky), and let's not forget the utterly forgettable score and LACK OF A MAGIC METER WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ON THE BACK OF THE BOX NINTENDO. Juxtapose that with the first half of the game (which was sex) and I don't see how you can't be disappointed. If anything, TP is the opposite of Ocarina of Time which started out slow and got much better in the second half. It ends on a high note which allows it to mask its flaws whereas Twilight Princess is amazing until it starts going downhill real fast after the desert temple and never recovers. The beginning of any game is what gets you hooked but it's just a warm-up: the meat of the game doesn't start until after halfway through, and the end is what you're going to remember a few years down the line. Given another delay, TP could have been the best game ever, but they rushed it and it turned out badly. Also, Twilight Princess had amazing sound effects. It's the only game that has ever made me think fuck, this game has great sound effects. I am looking forward to Super Smash Bros. Brawl. FELIPE NO |
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |