Feb 28, 2007, 05:28 PM
Local time: Feb 28, 2007, 04:28 PM
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No hate for the whiny would-be victim-of-fate pretty boy villains (Kuja, Sephiroth, Vyers/Mid-Boss, Joachim and Mathias from LoI)?
I love administering a smackdown of biblical proportions against any moron who walks up to my party, kicks the crap out of my leader, and then is able to make every female character swoon by flipping his long hair, adjusting his glasses, or some other dumb bullshit like that. It feels oh-so-good to unleash screaming gelatinous flaming doom upon their blackest of souls at the end of the game. The added bonus of seeing Sephiroth with what appeared to be tears of blood running down his formerly-pretty-now-carved-to-hell-like-a-Thanksgiving-turkey bishie face was positively delightful.
(Disclaimer: The phrase "screaming gelatinous flaming doom" is a juxtaposition of "Screaming Temporal Doom" as spoken by Invader Zim and "Gelatinous Flaming Hell...Very Unfriendly" as penned by former GFF member Sanguis Deus. All phrases are property of their original holders. Please don't sue me. The More You Know.)
(Disclaimer 2: Goddamn bishounen.)
How ya doing, buddy?
It is not my custom to go where I am not invited.
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