[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

HELL YEAH I AM H.G. WELLS YOU ASSHOLES

ACER YOU OWE ME A BEER

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Robots worry not about such things.

But I do have delicious pants cheese which must smell amazing by this point.

FELIPE NO

Unless there is new robot or ROCK GOD stuff in that patch, then here we go.

Glock Level 6.

Take Feat: Improved Warforged Resolve
Take Power: Glimpse The Future
Retrain Feat: Durable --> Improved Majestic Word

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Awww. But surely he's going to give us more than 1 ritual which would theoretically at least double our chances. Who am I kidding, an upright robot like Glock will never deign to create funny money...

I am certainly not going to waste my time so you can be MORE annoying, no.

Yeah, if the Bard update comes about now then yeah, I'll delay my ability choices until then. Thanks for that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Not entirely true, but unfortunately nothing for this specific level and the retrain to Improved Majestic is more important. The old choices stand.

Thanks, though.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So are we going to level up or are you guys gonna sit there and pick your noses?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Feat: Arcane Familiar - Disembodied Hand
Power: Red Leeches of Nihal Fey Switch

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As a bard, I get one bard ritual per day that doesn't expend components, and I only used Glib Limerick the twice, both after daily rests. This is via the class feature [Bardic Training].

(Which is why I didn't use it more often, actually.)

Also you can just look up the items in the builder, which has no monster access.

I was speaking idiomatically.

also technically speaking Glock only has 8 surges now instead of 10. Might want to fix the wiki there so I don't get a free feat out of it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

You HAVE the ritual already.

The feat gives you it.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Pangalin

your judgement of CACACA.

I think this just proves that Zerg is full of caca

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Nah, I'm good. Pass.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

For fuck's sake, Zerg.

Hide behind me one more time and I'm lighting your horse on fire.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Skills, if you're going to claim to insult this thing, I want to know what the hell Glock supposedly said to it to hurt its feelings. Damn.

I said I'd go out with it, but unfortunately I have robo-work in the robo-morning.

Or

"You could suck my dick with all those mouths at the same time and I still wouldn't be interested."

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Or until I kill the horse. There are many options.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Friday night, between 10 PM and 11 PM, CST.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I assumed I would have been disqualified for telling him on AIM to get his ass in gear for the right time frame an hour ago, but even then that's too much to ask.

[02/26/2010 - 22:32:27] Colonel Skills: make the post in the next 10 minutes
[02/26/2010 - 22:32:29] Colonel Skills: can you do that
[02/26/2010 - 22:32:45] Acer: i will try my best =)
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:18] Colonel Skills: how hard can it be
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:32] Acer: king of the hill is on, i get distracted
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:34] Acer: so
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:36] Acer: easily
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:43] Colonel Skills: LOOK
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:49] Colonel Skills: I want to win pang's contest
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:50] Colonel Skills: so do it
[02/26/2010 - 22:33:52] Colonel Skills: stop being a faggot
[02/26/2010 - 22:34:02] Acer: ahahaha

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FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

I suspect the exact definition of a 'ton' is a moot point. I'll be damned if I can even fill the wagon with a short ton-load of junk...

You underestimate yourself.

Cal will steal the houses themselves if he damn near has to, I'm sure.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

yes

but it also says "advantage" so zerg wants to use it

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Forced movement ignores difficult terrain, so how does this change Flute of the Dancing Satyr?

My own movement is not forced, obviously. But what of that of the rest of the party?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I understand that, but we've been using it as the former because of that old "just move them to avoid delaying even further" thing, and I was curious if that counted as in game forced movement or not.

Which makes sense that it doesn't. Cool enough, thanks.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

If the horse is on it's back, it should drown shortly even if it doesn't get up, right?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well, to be honest, any animal Cal owned would be instilled with at least part of his bizarre sense of extreme self preservation and probably figure out how not to breathe water for several seconds.

Either that or it saw a treasure chest in the water filled with rocks and just took off after that. Either or.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Are you telling me you're an expert on horse lung capacity and how long they can hold their breath for, Zerg?

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