[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

The one HP bonus is what's crap about it, considering my constitution. A better choice would be Guiding Strike for a melee attack, or Misdirected Mark for general usefulness. Going to switch to the Former when given the opportunity.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Acer has given me permission to act on his behalf while he's currently swamped with work and advent banner creation.

This is not him stepping down, just letting you guys now I've got Gordy for a few days.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

For once Zerg is right, 179 - (6 + 7 -10 + 16 + 12 + 11 + 10 + 10 + 9 + 12 + 7 + 11 + 19) = 59. The bloody should have come from one of the two opportunity attacks, and there was only one health regen in there since the scan, so unless I'm missing something here...?

FELIPE NO

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU FOREVER

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

Nominating Skills for one more achievement: First to have 2 characters he controlled (Naked dwarf, doorman) die.

How about first to be voted out of the game by other player opinion?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Yeah, due to ambiguity of wording, I'm no longer 100 percent sure on that.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Also Garr used both his Encounter powers already so I am curious what this will accomplish that a couple of arrows couldn't

FOR THE GLORY

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Like most religious men, if he doesn't see it, it might as well not exist.

Also, Sin City was on TV.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah.

There's no garbage on the far bridge. Don't have to crawl over Rundarr's badly decomposing feet and whatever else it was I threw out onto it.

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's a good point. So far there's a head on a pike near the door, it's corresponding body nearby, Rundarr boiled in a pot sans feet, a tossed corpse on both bridges, a dehydrated torso near a firepit and a half melted carcass in a hallway.

Oh well.

Waste not, want not.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

If we're retraining now instead of at level up, Guilding Strike in exchange for War Song Strike would be super duper.

FELIPE NO

That's harsh bro. Real harsh.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

If anyone needs help with that Character Creator, I have a copy now. PM me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

That would be the implication now, wouldn't it? Not much use posting I HAVE A DEMO THAT IS FREELY AVAILABLE FROM THE SITE IN QUESTION.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Quite. But offering a helping hand should hardly be chastised.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

At this point I'm going to throw myself off the bridge, it's less painful than the alternative.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Personally, I vote Baphomet. It's why we're here. Afterward maybe we can kill the boss if you guys want.

Also, Zerg, give it a rest. All of us are currently busy with other GFF events, work, and school exams.

Your little masturbation session can hold off. Relax.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It's an arcane thing, actually.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Can you make it three dice just for the SHEER AWESOME INTENSE SWEETNESS

Because I'm all for it.

FELIPE NO

In all honesty, in the interests of balance but at the same time being speedier.

If HP is down by 1/3rd, perhaps a better counter instead of a static die increase is increase the damage die by one class? 1d8 because 1d12, oh god a 1d12 becomes a 1d20?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Or you can save emergency measures until emergencies happen, I dunno. Also you might want to wait until we find out what's actually in the room before burning some of the extra attacks. =o

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

In retrospect, Zerg's suggestion to immediately panic may have been well-founded.

That might have more than a little something to do with the double damage game genie code there chief.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah.

Not like anyone crunched any numbers or presented any alternate cases over steam chat or anything

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Nah, nigga. I'm just pointing it out.

I'd much rather die than have another 6 week fight. Far more interesting.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

It wouldn't have changed a thing, regardless.

I was speaking idiomatically.