Crazy Aminals

My cousin had a just gotten this cat awhile back. Whenever we'd go visit them, the cat was cool and all. He'd stare at us from wherever he was and stuff. He even allowed us to mess with him a few times. However, I was coming down the stairs one day and he was over in the corner playing, I walked right past him into the kitchen. I heard this low growling noise and it was him, fur standing on end. I kept going and one minute later, that cat pounced on my ankle, tried to bite it, and ran off.

Oh yeah, the same cat came flying down the stairs at high speed on day. He forgot about the vanished wooden floor they had near the door. He slid sideways and banged the crap out of his head on the metal dinner table. He got up like he was drunk, shook his head, and ran back up the stairs...

Jam it back in, in the dark.