So I fall for my friend..

Get over her. It's not worth losing a friendship over. Ask anyone here: I know.

If you can find some chick to be your muse, more power to you, but the sooner you can get those thoughts of "what-if" out of your head the better, no matter what you have to do to do so.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by LZ

Ok here's what you do. Go out some night (tonight might be good actually) and pick up the fucking hottest babe in town. Then give her a ride in your red convertible and stop by the first girl's house. Honk the horn until she comes out, then grab the babe and totally make out in front of her. The first girl will then finally realize how badass you are and will dump that other fag. Then she'll jump into your car and then you all will have a threesome right there, in the car. Keep in mind I've only tried this a few times, but I've had good results so far with this.

LZ does this work on exs too? I'd like to try this on mine even though we are not talking anymore.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Ah! Amoeba

To Sprout and Ultima: are you referring to female friends who've failed to reciprocate your desire for something more, or are speaking of bitter experiences you've had actually dating a friend?

The latter. See my journal.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by LZ

Ultima: In your particular case I suspect that your ex is now a lesbian (reasonable assumption). So it may be more difficult, but then again, you may end up in a foursome! Wow!

This is not true, as she loves sucking cock way too much for that to happen. While she may have a dyke haircut now, I know in my heart that her passion to get rammed is only getting stronger every second she's in college.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?