[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I've never played D&D before but I've played final fantasy and have seen fantasy book covers / van paintings. Is this enough knowledge?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

aw fuck I knew I should've come back last night.

I'll be your fucking white mage cliche if you'll bump the party up to 6. >:(

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I like the name Fescue. Shut up.

I also like how the party hasn't been able to avoid conflict and in fact is making every decision possible to get themselves attacked.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hey, what sort of races are there? I'm still wanting to be some sort of healer.

How ya doing, buddy?

STOP NAGGING PANG, I FINALLY DECIDED HOW I WANTED TO PRETEND I WAS SOMEONE ON THE INERNET.

What are Eladrin, I googled it but only found some refugees from the 80s.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

They are (effectively) another kind of elf, except Elves get all the "we live in the woods and love nature" qualities and Eladrin get the prancing magical fancy-lad qualities.

really? fuck that, I don't want to be a gay person in an internet roleplaying game. What's a good backwoods race? I'm looking for real Appalacian Blue People here.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Halflings are probably your best choice in that case, then.

I'm down with that. Shirebilly cleric, here I am.

FELIPE NO

A bunch of dead bodies and an ominous room? Don't worry, it's probably less deadly than another puzzle.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Pangalin

The Dude Has Got No Mercy

1500+ disses tapped me out, so, spirit-propped.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

If neither of you wants to continue with Soggy that's why we have the reserve list.

Lurker, does your Halfling Cleric have a name or should I just spin the Wheel of Hilarious Epithets?

haven't come up with a good name by now, so whenever a spot becomes free I'll go with whatever you come up with.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That sucks hardcore, Zeph. Hope to hear from you soon with better news.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

Well, now that Fescue's squared away...

Lurker, I should be able to arbitrarily insert your character into what passes for a plot around here during the next day or two. Here's your character packet; take a few minutes to familiarize yourself with your options and ask any questions you might have.

<3

I've been busy at work lately so I'll take a look at this when I get home.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Just to clarify, an 'encounter' ability is something I can use once per encounter, and 'daily' is once per day, right?

The ritual Animal Messenger seems really useless to me. How did you pick it, do you have some use in mind for it?

Can I improvise sling bullets?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'll swap out with Brew Potion, I guess. Couldn't hurt.

edit: Oh, also, what sort of penalty do you get if your character is old? I'm thinking something around 50ish.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

FINE I'll say something, since my excuse is that I'm not very good at this.

FELIPE NO

But I can heal you after you get your fool ass beat. That's good too, right?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Bradylama

I don't see no healing spells, missy.

I got this one thing that gives extra healing surges, it counts dammit

Jam it back in, in the dark.

i know

i wanted to stay behind everyone else so I don't get hit, and the wight was too far away that way

i r newb :(

There's nowhere I can't reach.

From where I'm standing, if I hit the wight with my sling will I hit Augumentus / Mots instead?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh, also, how far can I move in a turn? My speed is 4, does that mean I can move four squares or only that I'm going to be low in combat initiative?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

What the hell Zerg, it's already been decided.



I was speaking idiomatically.

I got busy, my bad.

But while I'm here, how do burst and burst (close) attacks work?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hey, go fuck yourself.

FELIPE NO

You're back in a reliable place? Bitchin'.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

slaughtering shuffles of zombies all day, no big deal

Jam it back in, in the dark.