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Now, now. Let's all be fair here. Kiri may be mormon; they are hot for weird names.
If you're not mormon, I suggest moving to Utah to find your fortune. For your son's sake. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Alright, for real though, I don't know you but making the mother of your child sleep on the floor sounds shitty. I'm willing to bet that you guys have a really poor financial situation, but you can still buy mattresses from Craigslist or something for pretty cheap.
"Lurker, you asshole, what does being poor have to do with my girlfriend leaving me?!? you're just making fun again!" That is partially true, but showing your woman that you are responsible and have the well-being of both her and your unfortunately-named son at heart may be what keeps you from a messy breakup. Unfortunately there will be a breakup. Buy a twin sized mattress. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Rit knowing you it was something like 'lol bitches be crazy'
folks don't respond well to that! How ya doing, buddy? |