[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

yeah but to be fair he missed Arg like three times. Living in a cave made the dragon severely nearsighted or something.

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Oh yeah, that's a good point. I didn't think that full defense ups your evade/whatever, but it probably does.

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Sorry, although cricket is wicked gay, curling is worse.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That sounds way too feminine to be gay.

Lesbian, maybe. Or transsexual.

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Originally Posted by knkwzrd

Curling is awful, don't get me wrong, but I don't think there's anything explicitly homosexual about it.

Not anything approaching cricket, at least.

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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Actually I figured he would've died in the last round, but then I remembered we threw all that shit on his head initially.

Good job team!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

My math was saying around 20hp, but I could be wildly off.

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You wait your proper turn to play.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Is the new chainmail stronger than what I'm currently wearing? If so, and Mots doesn't want it, I'll take it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

the way you sounded you didn't want it! You were all 'it doesn't matter if it's any good'!

Anyway your chainmail's no better than mine.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Propped for poopsock.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I know

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I'm okay with just insulting the furries and using the dragon's corpse to blow a hole in the wall, but if you guys want to destroy a society that in thousands of years will evolve into creepy cave-kobolds* then that's fine too.

* they will lose their eyes

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Gentlemen, we must kill Mots.

Also I'm having a blast being a complete faggot for the whole world to see. Bring on level 3.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh, this isn't personal, Sonny. Strictly business.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm going to go with Daunting Light. What does 'radiant damage' mean? Does it hurt evil enemies more or something?

And you're right, I want to swap out a feat, but I'm kind of at a loss as to what feat I can/should take. I'm looking at this wiki and I'm all kinds of confused.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Ooh, I'll take the Melora's Tide feat. Any extra healing will be a bonus.

So will Daunting Light hurt non-undead monsters (run of the mill goblins, black dragons, etc)? Because if not then I'll go with something else.

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Rad as hell. I am the holy half-of-a destroyer.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I just bookmarked the character wiki like a normal person.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Thanks for the fancy chain mail <3

How is a spear one handed? Bizarre.

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I saw Pitt's naked ass and figured that was the high point so I turned it off.

What, I wasn't interested in seeing him jump around like a ponce.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't see the my rituals in my wiki page. What were they again? I think Brew Potion was one.

Also, if I can brew potions, can I make healing potions? How much would that cost me in ritual components?

Also, what sort of healing does a healing potion give you, or a healing poultice?

How ya doing, buddy?

Any chance we can fit in a trip to Melora's temple what that I asked to do like twice or something

come on

I know I'm short but pay attention to me anyway

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Awesome, thanks.

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Originally Posted by Shin

I noted down the address of the Lord offering the quest and hoped we'd be able to find someone who could direct us to his house.

I just want to note that the guy who can't understand anyone's accents is our public representation. I think that's awesome.

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