[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I'll be damned if I'm gonna be the only person who dies because of someone else's bad decision KNKWZRD

YOUR GLORIOUS BEARD WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM MY ETERNAL WRATH

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Shin

You're the only person Pang's actually killed so far aren't you? Everyone else has retired or been killed by Skills.

Functionally, everyone except me voluntarily retired. Though not for lack of trying, based on that last fight.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Don't kill the only good and decent part of G-unit

FELIPE NO

If you stuck around you'd be the fifth member of G-Unit.

You know, just rubbing salt into them wounds.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Cadillacs

Feat: Arcane Familiar - Disembodied Hand

Approve for purposes of the rare triple thumbzup

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

The only small hiccups should be from you attending drink on.

Unless Pang is an ESL-level drunk there is no way one night of debauchery on the 5th will make him too hung over to travel on the 8th.

BE ON

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Oh dear god no.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

And just like the evaporating spined devils, the villagers collapse into a muck. This is very unfair, Moo thinks.

Wait. Is this implying you're still a minotaur...

riding a horse?

That's really weird.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?