[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Just hack through the legs of the table and take the whole lot back. You only need to bring back the cake whole, it doesn't say anything about extras, right?

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

You cut away the part of the table that's attached to the wall, obviously.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm glad it wasn't just me who noticed that (or, actually, hadn't noticed it at all!)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

RIP sex tent...

FELIPE NO

It's just pathfinder in illustrator big d

I like the concept of the filter but I like the other versions a lot too!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Now Brigid can rest easily, or at least as easily as she can what having to go around takin' care of injured family members. Bent halos, broken wings, and suchlike. You would think it'd be mighty hard to hurt yourself runnin' around in the clouds, but there it is, and the Conmara clan has always been a rambunctious bunch.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What's important is that there was a bard in the party who shall sing the song of the Dwarf and the Elf That May Have Not Been Female After All.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

meanwhile I'm looking forward to how many bits of enemies Acer will wind up eating.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Colonel Skills

That's cool and all, knk. But there's not a lot you can do when half the group isn't posting and you don't want to make a bunch of decisions on their behalf there.

The Horde has a long and storied tradition of making executive decisions when the rest of the team are asleep. You've noticed Shin posts the most AND is on GMT right? Just go for it.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo

Yeah, I think we all realised after the first couple of non-fighty sections of the Dungeon of Doom that unless someone just goes ahead and does something, you end up spending a lot of time kicking your heels. The nature of play by post gaming is that waiting for everyone to agree on a plan means taking a week to explore every doorway.

Sure it means not everyone always gets their choice of which tunnel to walk down but it also leads to amusing situations where your wizard is going toe to toe with five sets of walking armour and all the tanks are taking a nap two rooms away.

For real, and I'm not saying you were taking extreme liberties or nothing. I enjoyed coming into work and seeing a wall of text that ended in my being way behind as the team faced down a giant baddie. Plus, half the time we were in non-combat I couldn't even come up with anything interesting to say or do.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Oh, Acer farted. I was wondering how a warforged could pull that off.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

What's wrong with Horde?

FELIPE NO

They have a dragon and a man specifically designed for war in their party.

There is no excuse for not leaving a trail of dead behind you.

Although the scabs thing Skills did was pure skill.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I'm starting to feel that Gord is slightly braindamaged. Based on this I move that he becomes the Horde's tactician.

Additional Spam:
I just noticed that Skills has the highest Intelligence AND Charisma of the team.

+

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Oh what in the fuck

In a surviving horde of 4 G-named members

you pick CAL

God dammit there could've been a Thing there!

Additional Spam:
ZERG.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Don't get mad Zerg, everyone gets hazed when they first join. Bob, for example, was made to pull a train.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

holy crap

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with B you can never have Naked Tobagganing again.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Zergrinch

And I'm sure that B only applies if you are shifted, pushed, or otherwise thrown off precipices involuntarily. Gabriel rode the toboggan on his own free will.

seriously

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Sleep when you're dead.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Denicalis

I seem to remember Ayos saying he wanted to try running a game of Werewolf.

One will get you ten that game is going slowest of all.

too soon

still propped in anticipation for it being not too soon anymore

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

What is with Zerg and dismembering corpses?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I know we're a little late in the game to be asking this, but why didn't you guys rest after the last ridic fight?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can I ask what the purpose is for delaying levelling up? Just trying to buy time until you settle on what your upgrades are going to be?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Pang totally should've named them the Unicorn or Teddybear company

it's the only way to make this more embarrassing

sissies

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?