[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Gonna have to say that Skills' background was better. Didn't he give you +2 Intimidate and all?

also in the interest in doing stupid shit, I propose that LeHah play a pacifist character. Maybe something in the line of farmer or herbalist?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Bob's way ahead of you.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

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He could always make it his avatar here, like Shin did with the original Scary Bob.

Then bob became a girl and things got awkward.

edit: holy jailhouse batman

I was speaking idiomatically.

I figured they (excepting Bob (who's a prick ())) had respect for the dead.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I like how you have to give the party jokemode battles now that the real muscle is gone.

arg

FELIPE NO

Floating brains are pretty scary tbh

they can do anything

How ya doing, buddy?

It's the thought that counts anyway.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

i'd do it if I knew D&D. But I don't.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Happy birthday magic missilers! Here's to many more years of e-roleplaying characters too dumb to let go of a weapon before climbing a ladder, but somehow managing to do it anyway.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So I like how the wand of Magic Missile allows the enemy wizard to cast it as much as she wishes, but when Bob gets his grubby paws on it, it only allows him an encounter power.

The man always keeping the Player Character down...

How ya doing, buddy?

Fuck yeah the Magus principle. 6666 hp knocked down to, like, 66.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Skills would never be so pedestrian. He was training Acrobatics during a storm.

I'm going to say training Charisma with the chillborn. By that I mean feeding them pick-up lines while 'accidentally' groping their asses. Perhaps horning in on Soggy's territory too. It's sexytimes up in the House of Kord.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Acer I was thinking about our discussion earler and I realized that thanks to hybrid classes you can be a Druid/Warlock and have both explosions and bear powers.

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FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

(A computer also doesn't let you smash down walls with your axe usually)

Exactly. To damn Pang for which monsters come out is to damn him for allowing a fully armed and armored dwarf to hop up a ladder as gracefully as you please.

And anyway, in computer games the fights are over quickly so it's easy enough to grind. That's part of the challenge. In pen and paper the fights are structured entirely differently; fewer and more epic fights make sense.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Are you seriously throwing down because number + letter is too difficult for you to figure out

does bob need a tampon, brigid may have had some in her pack way back when, should've stocked up discreetly

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shin

I mentioned it again there as a way to bulk out a rather empty post more than anything, not realising how fiercely defensive some of you guys are about your deliberately obtuse ways of recording things, be it coordinates, time or weights and measures.

there's something deliberately obtuse about letter + number

There's nowhere I can't reach.

It would be cool if the party, (much?) later on, found Gabe's skull somehow.

How ya doing, buddy?

Why not call Scary Bob's skull BOB

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Next time you'll think twice before having commitments outside of the internet.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

It's my own fault, really. Having a life, it'll just ruin role playing on the internet. (My Ranger at my weekly game is doing fine, by the way. Me and one of my friends have been lying to people and saying we play baseball on Sunday nights. Protip: There is no baseball, only goblin murder.)

Oh but we're chopped liver are we.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's amazing what stunts you can do on a ladder when you have a good Acrobatics roll.

FELIPE NO

The warforged party were quite charming. I'm glad the Horde didn't try to attack.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I like how Shin isn't the only one trying to make the downtime between quests more interesting anymore, since Skills and LeHah are getting into roleplaying too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House

Also I'm going to go ahead and ditch the "1 Daily Item Power A Day" thing, none of the powers are really strong enough to justify that shit and it mostly results in stuff not ever getting used. From now on each of the Daily Item Powers will just be one-use-each-daily just like your Daily class abilities. So, you know, actually use them sometime

That shit bugged the crap out of me, if I knew you would be amenable to changing it I would've said something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I can't wait for Garrmondo to meet Skillsmeister. It will be a legendary bromance.

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