[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

Let me play knk's character. I won't let him die probably.

edit: but no seriously I appreciate that everyone has had their mourning period for my totally awesome character and everything but it's time to get the show back on the road

there will be other clerics

there will be other poorly-roleplayed characters

there will be other Conmaras, provided that Pang doesn't lose interest before my next go

you need to live

your dice must go on

There's nowhere I can't reach.

My offer to definitely not intentionally kill someone's character is still open

How ya doing, buddy?

Or at least try to out-gay knk.

The puffy shirt, you understand. It's a little fruity.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Check Your Wiki

I was speaking idiomatically.

Quote:

HISTORY: Accursed Lineage, Adventurer's Scion, Foe Killer, Guerrilla, Infiltator, Lost Kin, Mystic Slayer, Necromancer's Chattel, Poison Master, Punisher, Restless Dead, Revolutionary, Thief, Thug, Touched By Darkness, Zealous Slayer

Does this mean I can play Undead Brigid?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

WHERE ARE MY KNIFE HANDS DENI

YOU SAID THERE'D BE KNIFE HANDS

FELIPE NO

Brigid is lonely. Let's kill Deni and then he can see that Kord is a false god and be all pissed off in the afterlife.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Fuck no, rules are rules.

Besides, you use intimidate a lot. This is a bonus to your play style!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Before we go on, I feel it's important to mention that Scary Bob has total pancake ass and is not shapely at all, unless you feel 'board' is a shape.

Carry on with your bad selves.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why do you think such a gross inaccuracy is so offensive to me

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I've asked about holy water before, and I think Pang said that there's no real rules about it for 4e. That may've changed now that they came out with a new book or maybe it's different for one vampire versus dozens and dozens of zombies, however.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Pang the one day you drunk post and you don't even go into chat.

The hell.

The hell.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What, don't you like me

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Just out of curiosity, does the slippery part around the bowl extend to the NESW directions, or only on the diagonals?

FELIPE NO

You should've claimed arg before he did.

Really, it's your own fault Acer.

How ya doing, buddy?

Check his wiki (linked in the first post (Pang is helpful!)).

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Since he's only one square large, I'd be shocked if his reach was longer than a square. Then his arms would be dragging on the ground. He'd all be tripping over his hands, it'd be a huge mess.

if Brady hasn't taken back control by the time Arg moves again, why don't you improvise throwing something? That's what he does.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Pangalin

(What's there to throw? Sludge? Actually, yeah, go ahead and throw the sludge)

If I knew, I'd have taken control of Arg.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

spoiler alert: Miles runs Namco.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

TAG ME IN. I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Back in my day we didn't retreat etc.

How ya doing, buddy?

yeah, it must be nice having a team that cares if the newbie dies.

FELIPE NO

Brady, you know I love you and all, but I'm glad your character (or somebody's (other than Garr's)) is leaving. I think it's only fair.

t: pang re: TPK avoidance: Every time you need to bring a superman or a deus ex or something, it should be at the expense of a character. I mean I see your point about giving them challenges they can reasonably surmount but there wasn't a bit of strategy used in this battle, it seems. It took how long for anyone to twig on the bowl in the center of the room?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Don't bring it out until someone dies, I guess.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm waiting with baited breath. Will Soggy ever walk again?

Let the newbies carry him around in a sedan chair.

There's nowhere I can't reach.