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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Jun 12, 2006, 11:17 AM

Fuck. I heard about this in the middle of the school day. Just... fuck.

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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 04:02 PM

Originally Posted by DragoonKain

He'll miss more than 6-7 weeks IMO. Depending on the outcome of the injuries he could probably miss up to 12 weeks.

Because if he needs his jaw wired shut he's going to lose a lot of weight and he'll need to get back in football shape. Plus we don't know the other injuries like his knees his hips, etc.

Who knows in cases like this. They could do MRI's tomorrow and find out he has a torn ACL. You always have to be on the safe side and check everything.

But he doesn't have any of those. You're just a fucking moron. He'll be back in plenty of time for the season.

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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by Frylock

He was riding this:

Without a helmet? What a stupid ass squid. And why doesn't his contract have a clause that prohibits him from riding motorcycles? Serves him right for not wearing da frozin magic shell on his nutz.

Cowher "discouraged" him from riding without a helmet. He said he does it because it's "more free".

Really, it's not too bad. I'm sure he'll only ride with a helmet in the future, and this accident turned out a lot better than it could have been.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Jun 15, 2006, 11:25 AM

Ben's now out of the hospital, with no wiring in his jaw. Just lots of screws and metal plates!

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YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE · Local time: Jun 17, 2006, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by DragoonKain

Hopefully he uses a helmet from now on, if he rides at all.

He said somewhere that if he ever did ride again he'd be sure to wear a helmet.

I was speaking idiomatically.