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Princess Peach/Mario world theme room

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MinionOfCthulhu

Chocobo

Member 725

Level 9.50

Mar 2006

Jun 4, 2006, 10:13 AM

#1 of 23

You need to have a shiny, bright key propped up somewhere, and a machine that makes a scary half-red, half-white grinning mask fly around and chase them until they learn never to touch keys.

Originally Posted by Rock

These traumatized kids will never be able to enjoy a game of Super Mario Bros. for their entire life.

I think it would be delightfully ironic if they not only never enjoy a Mario game, but also grow up to be an anti-video game crusader.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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