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Dark Nation · Local time: Dec 18, 2007, 04:57 PM

The last few DN games have been quite awful, so we shall see if a new true sequel will be any good in this day and age.

*ahem* Yeah, this looks completely like the Doom 3 engine. They should have made it cell-shaded, like Paper Mario or Jet Grind Radio. Then it would have really been interesting to see the prositutes and their giant bazookas, not to mention their twin guns, and probably over-exaggerated 80s hairstyles.

Also their breasts, but that's not the focus of what we're talking about.

I like how his cigar isn't even lit up. Someone forgot that little piece of texture.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Dark Nation · 07:18 PM

Oh sure, I make a tame joke or two and posts get removed.

Is this Chinese Internet Filtering

I was still serious though, the Doom 3 engine is old and Its not going to be anything special with Duke, and there IS a texture missing in that photo for the Cigar being lit!

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Thank you for embracing Internet Freedom and restoring my post.

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Dark Nation · Local time: Dec 18, 2007, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Crash Landon

Am I the only one who thinks they slapped Bruce Willis' face directly onto the promo image?

Seriously, look at it.

I can't unsee it now.

Unless they're secretly going to do a live-action tie-in movie with Bruce, and this is a stealth hint at it. ...Actually that would be pretty awful, Die Hard 2 would be a better movie then that.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Dark Nation · Local time: Dec 19, 2007, 11:03 AM

That trailer was completely lame. ... and What an awful voice actor.

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Dark Nation · 02:00 PM

Originally Posted by Generic Badass

What the fuck is Dark Nation talking about. Like Duke Nukem was known for its excellence in writing and voice acting.

I'm talking about how this Trailer was generic. Nothing much stood out.
LAME.

You're right, Duke Nukem never was known for writing or voice acting, but at least the voice actor in previous games didn't sound like he just got a vasectomy. Only good thing about the trailer was that they brought back the Pig-Cops.

Once more is revealed I might change my opinon, but right now I am not excited at all about playing this. If it ever even comes out.

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