[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Yeah, Santino's being turned heel. Umaga's face turn should be coming in the next few weeks. He's getting big pops now. Or it could be starting tonight lawl

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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ACTION BASTARD MCMAHON, BASTARD HO!!!

I'm dying here, seriously. This is too crazy not to love.

How ya doing, buddy?

Santino came out as a "fan" but remember he was already under contract to WWE. He was in OVW wrestling when they brought him up.

Also, here's a nice tidbit on Gangrel:

According to a reliable source, Idol Stevens was flown to Raw last night and was supposed to re-debut and when he wasn't written on the show, Stevens told WWE officials he was done.

Also, the current plan for the Bastard McMahon is:

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MISTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER KENNEDY....... Kennedy!

looool

FELIPE NO

Oh shit.. Crush died... wtf. I was hoping he'd make a return as Crush. I always imagined him having some kind of "Dog the Bounty Hunter" gimmick if he kept the Hawaiian angle.

Looks like Michael Cole fucked up on Smackdown and said "Illegitamite son" instead of child (they were wanting to keep the angle a surprise until tonight, I imagine.)

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Was that... JBL dressed like John Oates? lawl....

Jam it back in, in the dark.

lawl @ WWE Idol... and the panel is just perfect. (Foley!!) lol

Wow, I haven't seen Volkoff in a long long time. He looks to be in pretty good shape.

LOL, that whole thing between Regal and Sheik was a send-up of what happened between Sheik and Warrior at that convention.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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So Orton RKOd Cena through that chair. Not only was it well done, but I LOL'D @ the kids they panned to in the crowd that were about to cry. I know I'm a cold bastard, but that was funny watching them like thatbecause their poser hero was RKOd

Was I the only one who thought of Game Over's Punch-Out!! cover, Little Mac's Confession when Matt Hardy came out?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

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Video please, I'd like to see this footage of Cena getting RKOwned. It'll make my day.

Give it a few days, it just happened on SNME so it's only time before Youtube videos pop up :P

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Originally Posted by Manny Biggz

HAH GFF Backyard Wrestling (points to youtube link in my sig). Would be quite a site to see. Actually, it's possible to edit the WWF No Mercy rom to make custom skins/arenas. If anyone is down for such a task, I would support it in any way I can.

Fuck man, that shit is sick. Was that on pure concrete, no mats or anything? I don't know if that's hardcore or just damn stupid :| It was cool to watch, but damn.

Also I wouldn't mind some sort of No Mercy mod or something. Hell if I could ever figure out the new CAW systems they've been putting in the Smackdown games lately, I wouldn't mind starting some GFF Federation online with Smackdown vs Raw (Possibly starting with 08?) But I don't know how many people have PS3s or Xbox 360s (or if I should even invest in an Xbox 360 just for this)

Raw from Fayetteville last night, of course everytime they've been there recently it's been excellent (it's been in Fayetteville just about every year since I left there, where it was always Smackdown being filmed when I went). Last time being with DX dressing up as Vince and Shane. LOL @ Ron Simmons and Maria at ITZ. As many times as I've been there to see my friend's band play, I've never actually seen the inside of it.

Enough nostalging for me, it was a pretty solid Raw. I don't knwo why but I was expecting a mini-Triple H to come out (since it was there they had the mini-Bret Hart come out for D-X way back in the day). Hopefully John Cena will start getting roles and get off of TV long enough to make me appreciate him again (or maybe if they would have turned him heel and back to his freesytle rapper gimmick he had for ages on Smackdown...) BTW Triple H will probably take the title off Orton sometime like Wrestlemania, which this could be his last title reign (Triple H) as he's getting to be more injury prone in his legs (both legs now suffering the quad tear). Dunno how much longer he has left in him before he's actually reforced to retire from active duty.

I wonder if they're going to have Ron Simmons return to action and be the first person Santillo faces after he heals up. I've got a feeling that's what's going to happen.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Heh, I know all about how hard those mats in the ring are. I got dumped in the indy scene pretty much without knowing a whole lot about wrestling other than it was written. It was like "Ok you do this and this and we throw you down like this because you are the manager of a bad guy." First time I landed on the mat I nearly coughed myself to death. After a few bumps and learning how to fall, it was smooth sailing. (Until we got a wreckless asshole who didn't protect others during his moves like he was supposed to. Concussions ftl)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Para

So a buildup towards HHH vs Cena for the next ppv?

Either way summerslam seemed boring... not really any new champions.

Probably not, I dunno. Well not without turning Triple H or Cena heel (Cena would be the best bet, although we all know Triple H will probably be the one to do so...). I'm sure it'll be Orton vs Triple H build up, with something happening tonight to make Trips interfere in the Orton/Cena match.

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Helms is out for about a year, since he had that neck surgery that Austin, Lita and Kurt Angle went through.

Dunno, Triple HAITCH wants it to be him and Orton for Wrestlemania, although I guess CEENER (if he's the heel) would be decent at WM 24. I dunno, I wonder if they are going to do some kind of angle at SummerSlam that involves Michaels. heh Maybe a DX vs some tag team and then Bret Hart comes in and screws Michaels over. (lol wishful thinking )

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I don't see Triple H having a singles feud at Royal Rumble. Maybe it's just me, but if he's going to headline Wrestlemania this go out, then he'll probably win the Rumble itself.

TNA is finally getting their Two-hour deal. I'll definately have to start watching that.

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lol Orton has managed to fuck up every single title oppertunity he has gotten recently. Why be surprised by this at all?

I don't think too much is going to come out of this, anyway. I don't see them getting fired, just probably off TV for a month or until all this clears up.

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Eh, everytime they do some kind of "horrible accident" or "fake death" angle, someone always ends up dead for real. :|

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

ROFL, only reason he was released cause he wasn't a big player. It's OK, they've misused him anyway since ECW got bought out. Simon Dean was an "ok" gimmick, but Nova was far superior

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Nick Dinsmore is a talented wrestler. I think people hated the Eugene gimmick because he was supposed to be "special" and child-like. I enjoyed the gimmick, but that's just me. It didn't get quite the exposure it should have, but that's probably because one of the higher-ups probably didn't like the character. He also was one of the performers they had when doing the motion work for the various games they used motion-capturing for the superstars (which usually turned out looking like shit, but that's because motion-capturing sucks for wrestling games).

Unless it's been changed, I don't think Orton is being suspended. Which will probably piss alot of people off. This would be his third infraction (that we know of...)because I read somewhere that an Orton vs Cena match was still being held at a house show.

I'm sure Vince is going through the entire list and trying to see if he can snatch people up that haven't completely quit wrestling. :|

I was speaking idiomatically.

There's a bit of a difference though. Its the Triple H factor. Trips is HIGH on Orton. That's why he is/was pushing for him vs Orton at Wrestlemania. This may be the reason Orton won't get into as much trouble over the list as much as the other guys, as well.

Cryme Time has been fired too.

Ortan and Batista have been cleared from the scandal lists. (Of course I'm sure they are both a cover-up due to them being part of the main event crowd)

Holly's probably out for good, since the last surgery he had on his arms seems to be botched and he's having numbness in it. So he's probably done with wrestling.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Ok, I'm sorry. That look on Triple H during the McMahon segment when he was on the Titantron was priceless. I hope he doesn't go heel, because I love this side of Triple H.

How ya doing, buddy?

Mr. Kennedy was supposed to be the son. That's why Raw was going to be held in Green Bay next week. What they COULD do, to keep Mr. Kennedy in the spotlight is have whoever they have chosen to appear next week, be fraudulent. As in during the time of the suspension for Mr. Kennedy, the person could have tampered with the DNA to get his way, then when Kennedy comes back, proves he is the real son.

Things are looking up... isn't that sorta what matt Hardy says now? I dunno, but it would make sense if it were someone like Hardy. Mainly because Vince is from Pinehurst, NC (born) and Matt is from the same region (Cameron which is close to the Pinehurst/Southern Pines area).

Looks like Cryme Time was fired due to a rib played on them by Cade and Murdock. What got them fired wasn't the rib, but their reaction to it, where they put their finisher on the Ref who wasn't aware of it (they protected him during the move, but he wasn't trained to take it that night) at the house show and were fired right after.

Dinsmore was fired for having prescription drugs in his system but unable to produce a doctor's statement saying that they were ok for him to take. Third strike from violating the wellness program and he's out.

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Big Show stated he was done with WWE anyway. Besides last night it was stated that the person is a current WWE superstar anyway.

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Test fired by TNA today. He had what they called an "unnatural build" and they were afraid he wasn't going to pass any drug tests. Said he can come back once he lost some weight.

Also it's been found out that Chris Benoit had severe brain damage from all those headbutts and other bumps done to the head. Which doctors are saying what probably contributed to the murders, if that's the case then steroids may be out as cause.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

heh Shannon Moore was all hype for TNA. I only remember him in there because he wanted my friend's band to do his entrance music then he just disappeared all together. He's got a wrestling school in NC now (which I have his business card somewheres around here)

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Booker T quit. Can't say I blame him, since apparently he was against going on Raw anyway because he didn't like Triple H. He's got a successful hip hop store and two wrestling schools, so it's not like he was hurting up for money.

Lots of people are abandoning ship. lol.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Slash

...mortis...how would Chris Harris win by DQ when its a NO DQ MATCH?

Oh...and you know...WWE could be throwing us a huge curveball by still making Kennedy Vince's Son.

Everyone knows it was going to be Kennedy so why not throw the curveball, say its not, but then make it that he really is

Originally Posted by dagget

Mr. Kennedy was supposed to be the son. That's why Raw was going to be held in Green Bay next week. What they COULD do, to keep Mr. Kennedy in the spotlight is have whoever they have chosen to appear next week, be fraudulent. As in during the time of the suspension for Mr. Kennedy, the person could have tampered with the DNA to get his way, then when Kennedy comes back, proves he is the real son.

I'm going that this is the angle they're going to use. I doubt they'd take Kennedy away from main event status because of this (the internets drug scandal). (If they can still push Orton after he takes dumps in the diva's dufflebags and smash things and acts like a complete tool, I don't see why not)

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He was "cleared" of charges, along with Orton. This is unsettling, as I think some people are trying to get out of being suspended and I'm sure people backstage and other talent aren't happy this is happening.

LOL diva search. More liek fail seach.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?