[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

"Hi I'm Dolph Ziggler. I was only used in backstage segments where I come off as a complete douche. Oh and I also have been suspended for 30 days for the wellness violation."

In regards to that, it seems that they are no longer allowed to buy supplements from GNC as GNC uses stuff deemed "banned" for their wellness policy in some of their legit products. Gotta suck cause if someone has bought GNC materials they can be suspended for violating the policy if a banned substance is in there. :|

I was speaking idiomatically.

I guess Haas Still Rules.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

According to the Ross report, Cade "Made a mistake and had a seizure on an airplane." I Guess by "seizure" they mean he got piss drunk and made a scene on the plane. I just don't understand how having a seizure would be a "mistake". :|

Also I found this and thought it was pretty funny: YTMND - THE HASSANATOR - He'll Be Back

Which makes me HOPE oh god it would be so great, if Charlie Haas came out one night as Charlie HAASAN.

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Even further proof Vince has lost his mind:

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

As we reported earlier punches are now legal in WWE, which was a good change.

But it is getting tougher to be a heel in WWE given some other rule changes that are automatic DQs if seen by the ref.

There has already been at least one DQ finish for a heel using a handful of tights and being caught by the ref.

Choking with the hands or using the ropes to choke will be a DQ instead of a 5 count, if seen by the ref, and just added to the growing list are eye poke or rakes and throwing someone into the ringposts outside the ring. Both now will lead to a DQ too.

So WWE heels will need to get very sneaky now, or refs need to be easily distracted or both.

As well as this little gem:

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It is now being reported that in addition to the wrestlers in WWE now being referred to as "entertainers," Vince McMahon has issued a mandate stating that the phrase "sports entertainment" will no longer be used and from now on the product will be referred to as simply "entertainment."

So he coined the phrase Sports Entertainment for the Attitude Era, now he's completely dropping that. I guess we really are going back to supposed to be thinking wrestling is real.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Raw will indeed be interesting tomorrow night. I imagine JBL will come out as you said but then he'll have to smell what the Haas is cooking. Still wantin' Charlie Haasaan over here. I swear that would be perfect.

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I dunno, the Ademle Original could very well be a 5v5 Classic Survivor Series match, but his "orginal" twist could be that whoever makes the pinfall will be the new champ. But then again that would require them to actually have 7 other people to throw for the title.

Also apparently Mickie James was dressed as Lara Croft (if I take what the reports were about her being a "Tomb Raider"). That might actually be kinda hot.

I kinda hope Austin comes on Raw tomorrow and stuns JBL, especially after that comment about him not fit to lace his boots.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Read this earlier and found it to be quite "interesting":

Originally Posted by Wrestlezone

The Wrestling Observer is reporting that former Raw General Manager Mike Adamle was very upset when he learned that he was to be written off television as the GM. When Adamle arrived to the building the morning of the Raw broadcast, he was informed by creative that it would be his last show as the General Manager and that there was no current plan in place to have him continue with the WWE as an on-air personality. His reaction later that night on television was genuine, as he became very emotional on the air and was said to have been emotional about the creative decision all night.

I was actually liking Adamle as GM and if all that is true up there, then Steph was probably the reason he was cut off as GM.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I read that too. I don't know which to believe honestly. Hell it could be a mix of both, because we all know how well creative does with people not the top 5 people on each brand.

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Probably done as a way to bring Edge in

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Gene Snitsky was released. I wonder if it was his fault.

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Originally Posted by Slash

God..I feel sorry for John Cena...The guy is a great worker, he's just stuck in the shitland of WWE.

Apparently the FU has been renamed "the Throwback"...
And the STFU...has been renamed...wait for it....

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THE STF!!!

Wait...thats so not dramatic

Calling it now. Vince will read my mind (or we have a spy that works for WWE in our midsts that relays ideas and gets them Televised.) The STFU will not be called the STF, but in time will get called "The Lockdown".

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Not really a surprise since earlier in the day it was posted on the website and then taken down almost immediately, but not before someone took a screen of the article picture.

They're just tossing people in the HoF based on popularity and not based on "legend" status. I mean, unless he was already in, people like Owen Hart and Yokozuna deserve to be in there (and deserve to be in the damn games for once). Benoit does too but... yea.

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Never said Austin didn't deserve to be in it, I'm just stating in general about my feeling of it. JR and King being inducted is more along the lines of what I mean and moreso Ross than Lawler.

But I'm getting bitter with the product anyway. I miss 10 years ago sitting at home watching the great storylines of RAW and flipping back and forth from USA to TNT to see what was going on Nitro. *sigh* Those days are just long sense gone.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Looks like Sgt. Slaughter and Ron Simmons both got the axe today. Slaughter's really surprises me. Then again he's been nothing but a jobber for a long time now and even though there was that APA reunion "tease" all Ron Simmons did was just pop out and say DAMN! every so often.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

rofl, nothing will happen to Orton. Not a damn thing. If something did, I'd be surprised. This isn't the first time he had an "altercation" with a fan recently but we'll see how this turns out.

Interesting... I guess that's another way of keeping Vince off TV for a little while longer. I also find it kinda funny the whole "On your knees" bit with Jericho was added from the fans. I could tell Steph and Vince were having a big chuckle out of it and even Jericho was trying not to let a smile come across his face.

Raw was... better. Not great, but it was better than it had been in a while.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

So there's this rumor going around about No Way Out's PPV.

Spoiler:

Elimination Chamber comes back as the main event... with BOTH WWE and World Heavyweight Champion being in the same chamber match

Dunno how that would work out, but it'll be interesting if it comes true.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by mortis

So, word on the street is they are quickly setting up Randy Orton's wrestlemania program against...

Spoiler:

Steve Austin

Highly doubt that'll happen. His knees are just about shot. Besides, I'm pretty sure everyone would want his final match to be against someone like Hogan or Rock, not a scrub like Orton. (and yes, I'm calling Randy Orton a scrub)

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There's two angles of the video. The woman spit and punched at him first (from what I saw) and he did swing at her but I'm sure it was more of a "GTFO me" self-defense type of thing. I mean the woman and her boyfriend or whoever could have easily pulled a knife or gun on Jericho. It pisses me off to see this stuff because some people feel that they are "deserved" an autograph. Besides, didn't this whole mess start when some asshole jumped in front of Jericho's SUV and started beating on it? Then Jericho opened the door just to have that crazy bitch shut it back on him. But I dunno. Those are the people who think its real and take it serious and need to have a huge reality check.

Also:

Originally Posted by WWE.com

WWE has issued the following statement to TMZ concerning the Jericho/Fan altercation: “After leaving a live event in Victoria, British Columbia on Saturday evening, Chris Jericho’s car was attacked by a mob when he was stopped at a stop sign. Unable to proceed, Chris Jericho exited his car to ask the crowd to clear a path so he could continue through the intersection. A man and a woman physically and verbally assaulted Mr. Jericho. Arena and WWE security arrived to establish enough order to allow Mr. Jericho to re-enter his vehicle and depart. The local police arrived minutes later. Mr. Jericho was unharmed in the incident. The WWE is working with local authorities who are investigating the incident to identify the man and woman who fled the scene.”

If its on the page then it could very well be "staged" but who the hell knows anymore. Nothing will happen to Jericho because he was provoked. Its just like those fagcakes who jump the railing and interfere in matches. They get what they deserve.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What is making this a "big deal" is the fact he's famous. People do that shit all the time to them and when the tables get turned on them, they scream "bloody murder" because it's an "outrage" that a celebrity fought back.

The sad thing is, Jericho was probably staying in character (moreso because he was annoyed at situations beforehand, like traffic being ass) then it just set him off when someone jumped in front of his car and stopped him from leaving. I assume this'll be on FOX NEWS soon and shown only the bits of him attacking and doesn't show anything leading up to it, which the video conveniently leaves out. It just focuses on the "negative" of Jericho and not what set him off.

Back to the shitty story of other things, there's rumblings that Taker's streak is being ended by Dibiase at WM (which his appearance on Raw is supposed to be a set up for him and Ted Jr.). I swear they better not have him lose to that scrub, I'd be so fucking pissed.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I called it:

FOX Sports on MSN - NASCAR - Report: WWE wrestler hits female fan in face

Of course it's slanted towards the woman, with complete ignorance towards what really happened.

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Eh I like Waterproof Blonde's version better. Also I wonder if he was put on ECW as sort of punishment for going over to TNA. We all know Christian is better than being on shitty ECW.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

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For what it's worth. Austin is supposed to appear on at least 2 Raws between now and Wrestlemania. Probably to further Jericho disrespect Hall of Famers angle that seems to be going on now. There's a rumor (far stretch at this point) that Austin *could* be wrestling Jericho at Mania. But that's just a rumor. But at least we'll be treated to two more rounds of stunners coming up.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Man now I got to deal with Edge's annoying ass on Monday's now. I guess it sorta makes sense, in a way. Depending if Edge is going to be face. If so then E&C can happen again since ECW is filmed with Raw. I was hoping Jericho would win (aside from the writers being miraculously hit with the common sense stick and giving Kane a title run) but lolEdge.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

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Actually now that I think about it, it probably mean Orton's going to Smackdown. Unless I'm missing someone, there are only 3 Super Heels on Raw; Orton, JBL and Jericho. Now they *could* turn Cena heel (which actually is a loooong time coming and would be interesting to see if he can make the transition well.) and then have Edge go face....but not with the way he won the title. But we'll probably see Edge vs Cena for a while. Or if the writers are SMART, make Christian main event material and we'll see Edge vs Christian for a bit. But rofl... they don't build up people anymore. The last was Jericho and HBK (I'm not really counting the whole JBL thing because at first that was Vince's attempt to make fun of The Wrestler until it started getting Oscar mentions and nods now he's all ass kisser about it). They just need to start build ups again. Make people WANT to see two people duke it out instead of going "LOL INTERFERENCE! I WANT TITLE SHOT! I LOSE BACK TO LOSING TO BROOKLYN BRAWLER TO ME LOL!"

Orton's move to Smackdown would probably cause a rift between Legacy (Rhodes could choose to stay on Raw while Orton and DiBiase Jr. go to Smackdown.) or he could take them both with him. This would set up Orton vs Triple H, which'll probably be awesome. As well DiBiase vs Taker (and I really hate for that scrub to be in the same ring as Taker and until proven otherwise to me, Ted Jr. is a scrub). But I guess that could be what they're going for if they decide to have him beat Taker's streak (blaugh) in going that he "finished off what his dad started".

Either way, I'm growing disgusted of it. Especially after watching Youtube clips of how great it used to be only 10 years ago.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Slash

Mortis, remember. Right after WM25, like a week later, a draft will happen.

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And with one single RKO we have HHH back on RAW

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Pretty luckluster return, imo. Would have been better if he came out to beat ass, not trying for an emotional "angry viking" look he does so well.

At least Jamie Knoble (boy!) is back sorta to his old attitude era gimmick. Also, Rosa is hot.

I think next Raw is gonna have Stone Cold there. Probably to address Jericho and by address I mean show him he's number 1 and give him a stunner. Unless they are building it up to be Austin vs Jericho at Wrestlemania, then Jericho will attack Austin and retreat (still a rumor, but still a possibility).

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Someone's gonna get fired~

We reported earlier that the current plan within WWE creative is to have JBL challenge CM Punk for the Intercontinental Title. We now have a copy of the Raw script that is scheduled to be taped this Monday night and it features the segment between JBL and Punk. It should be noted that because this has now leaked there is a very good chance WWE will know of its existence on the internet and change its creative plans to swerve those who have been spoiled. Nevertheless, here is the segment to be taped on Monday night which comes directly from the leaked script of Raw floating around on the internet:

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* JBL Music and Entrance (in white limo)

* JBL Promo: Shawn Michaels isn't the only one with WrestleMania aspirations. I believe it is my destiny to do something historic on April 5th and after watching clips of Steamboat last week, I now know what it is — walk into my home state of Texas as the NEW Intercontinental Champion. I will bring honor and prestige back to that Title and have what will become the greatest Intercontinental title match of all time. Earlier tonight I went to Vickie Guerrero who told me if I could beat CM Punk in a Non-Title Match tonight; I'd face him for the Title next week. That is what you call controlling your own destiny — something most people including everyone here don't have the backbone to do. Like it or not, you will all be witnesses to the first chapter of my TRUE destiny when I face CM Punk and...

* CM Punk Music and Entrance

* Crash to Break

+3:00=

DURING THE BREAK: MATCH BEGINS

Segment Five: CM Punk vs. JBL - Non-Title Match
Producer: Mike Rotunda
Time:

* Match joined in progress

* Finish — DQ

* Lilian Garcia Announcement — WINNER of the match due to a disqualification — John "Bradshaw" Layfield

* JBL celebrates

* JBL music out

Vince is probably throwing fits of rage about now.

I was speaking idiomatically.