[Multiplatform] Grand Theft Auto IV. Not as much fun as shooting real Albanians

Not doing the lineup for sure. Not even calling in sick after getting a copy. Still, I am pretty excited about the whole thing. Game's going to be whole loads of fun. Preordering wins.

Also in before PS3 vs. 360 graphics comparison. Waiting for the funnies to start.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spoiler:

So apparently I "killed" Michelle by "freaking" her out (aka decided we should go bowling, but the icon (LB in my case) did not appear and I just started doing random shit until I shoved the attendant. She went home by herself and alas, got her killed.

Also fucking up on LJ's missions due to time constraint and needed to know the shortest ways to get around. These "Deliver package before XX:XX" is getting to me.

Also sent Roman to the hospital due to overspeeding the bike and hitting a truck, in which he flew several yards (like a football pass). Laughin' hard but had the thumbs down.

Yeah, apparently shit has been slow to me lately. Ah well, time to resume on the main story.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Tritoch

Michelle:

So did she actually die or is she just refusing to go out with you again? I attempted taking her somewhere on a motorcycle, resulting in her flying into the middle of an intersection and being plowed into by an SUV. She refused to go anywhere for a few in-game days, but then everything was peachy.

Moral of these stories: bikes are not good for passengers.

Spoiler:

She pulls a Lazarus. Can date her now. Looks like the one who won't die until some plot twist is achieved.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Spoiler:

Got bored, finished "The Holland Play" main mission. First up, killed Dwayne and get paid up 25 grand. Not too bad. Then Playboy left me alone.

Then I killed Playboy instead and I stuck with it since I have now 2 safehouses, one the run down and now one that was formally X's (but I get no cash).

So fun and all plus going "all the way" for the strip club.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Shenlon

omfg! Ezabell's coke mission is so damn hard. I got frustrated and left it as is, I'm just ganna go for another mission for now and ignore it until I feel like it won't frustrate me.

Spoiler:

The Snow Storm is definitely challenging. Finish all the thugs and you'll end up getting hit by SWAT teams and police.

I just bought (or you can pick up) a body armor and put the vehicle I was in beside the open gate on the far left side after finishing the two thugs outside. Hopefully after snatching Elizabeta's coke you can shoot and go back to the place you came in from, hop in to the car and get the hell out. Hopefully you can make it out before your car sustains serious damage.


FINISH ABOVE BEFORE READING LAST SENTENCE.


And you fucking realize that Michelle works for the feds. Putanesca.

So yeah.

I was speaking idiomatically.