Dumblewhore

I'd post something thoughtful about trivializing the issue of homosexuality and the real prejudices people face today, but honestly, Rowling has made the entire conversation a joke.

See this part that comes directly before the Dumbledore "bombshell":

Quote:

Q: In the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore said his brother was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms [JKR buries her head, to laughter] on a goat; what were the inappropriate charms he was practicing on that goat?

JKR: How old are you?

Eight.

JKR: I think that he was trying to make a goat that was easy to keep clean [laughter], curly horns. That's a joke that works on a couple of levels. I really like Aberforth and his goats. But you know Aberforth having this strange fondness for goats if you've read book seven, came in really useful to Harry, later on, because a goat, a stag, you know. If you're a stupid Death Eater, what's the difference. So, that is my answer to YOU.

[loud applause]

You sick fuck.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Ozma

Well, she had to make it a joke. Otherwise, every shitty things she mentioned could be a Damoclaes sword for herself.

The strange thing is why would she mentioned him gay? The whole story would just fit in, whether Dumbledore is straight, a gay, or a bisexual. She personally shattered the good image of this character in front of her fans...and that's not good for anyone.

She's retarded.

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Originally Posted by Bradylama

She probably could've thought about this before she put bestiality in children's literature.

"I need to make it edgy and dark, so adults will be interested too."

Or perhaps

"God, fucking goats is hot."

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Shin

You really are quite the little 'tard aren't you?

Honestly, Shin, your attitude sucks.

I have better things to do than be harassed by you. Good bye (again).

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Shin

It was weak, yeah, but ramoth's posting quality has been on a downward spiral of late and he's not got much room to sink. This kind of aggressive posturing is fine from someone who can actually string a decent post together but ramoth is in no position to making statements like that.

You know what Shin? I'm tired of your badgering and posturing. This is the kind of shit that I'm talking about (in those PMs).

If you'd bother to look, I make many fine posts that are inoffensive and helpful. Once and a while, I, as do many other members here, like to make a snide, backhanded comment. And there you are , without fail. It's almost creepy.

Just get the fuck off my case already, Christ almighty. We get it. You have a hate boner so big it's the real reason the moon's orbit isn't circular (none of this Jupiter & Venus nonsense). Now, if you'd be so kind as to exit this thread, (perhaps even the planet)?

Sincerely,
Someone who can't actually string a decent post together (apparently!)

Edit: I'd just like to point out my "downward spiral [of post quality]" includes not posting for weeks and weeks at a time. Who knew you could extract a trend from such little data!

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Originally Posted by Shin

Quit playing the victim, you're impressing nobody. Quite where you've got the idea that I'm singling you out from I don't know but it simply isn't true. If I see a crap post, I'll call someone on it. I appreciate that not everything you post is spammy but some of your posts are extremely spammy and of an unacceptable quality.

I've got no problem with people making snide remarks either. You'll notice I never once accused anyone of trolling and in fact, I think a lot of people here are turning into fucking pussies wh othrow out the word troll at the first hint of unfriendliness. What I do object to however is really crap snide remarks with no thought put into them thrown out in a nonsensical fashion towards people who don't deserve them. I also object to people who make snide comments then go crying when someone else makes one back.

If you want to play the emo card and leave forever because I've been so horrifically nasty to you (And gave you an infraction point too!) then do it, just don't sepnd the next couple of weeks Linkin Parking all over the place first. There's little more pathetic than an e-martyr.

Otherwise, shut the fuck up with your whinging, grow a pair and stop making pointless little spam posts and we can all go on as if nothing ever happened.

Your call, kid.

I love how you can come into this thread and talk all sorts of shit and contribute NOTHING to the topic ("Oh he's a headmaster at a school he must be gay, lol"), whereas if I pulled something like that, you'd slap my ass with Aggressive Trolling.

I had a lot of other text typed in here, but really, it doesn't even matter. You're not going to read it anyway, you're going to continue to be an internet tough guy and "call me out" on shit that Mush, Aard, or even Tails could post with no troubles.

This is ridiculous.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by LeHah

While I realize that this is an ongoing feud like Elvis Presley and the All You Can Eat Buffet - one thing is very obvious to me, ramoth.

You realize its a very, very bad idea to talk back to Shin in the tone you are, right? You catch more flies with honey than vinegar, after all.

You're right that this is an ongoing thing, since early this year. I've asked a number of times for some constructive criticism and as far as I can recall, all I got was "don't be a turd" and "post bettar". I think my posts are just fine, personally, and compared to the average general discussion & TQP or Animespot inhabitant are quite good. Even at my worst, there are still a number of people doing the exact same thing, moderators included.

Really, I'm just perplexed as to what the fuck I'm supposed to do to "improve my posts."

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