[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Originally Posted by mortis

True, that is why I brought him down to the ECW title. Let's face it, the ECW title is not exactly on par of the WWE and World titles. heck, Matt said whie he was ECW champ that he'd like to win one of those two titles. I mean, heck, for Jeff, ironicalyl enough his first match back in the WWE was with Edge.

Thats true, but he didn't get a wwe title shot till when...2008?

How ya doing, buddy?

Guess WWE has been having the "Titan Tower Massacre" And a bunch of employees are getting laid off.

Pros: WWE is saving money.
Cons: None of the people fired were the writing staff.

And holy shit. Apparently Lo-ki a.k.a. Senshi has signed with the WWE. (what a shame)

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Suicide = Kaz.

And Bam who?

I was speaking idiomatically.

I know who Bam Neely is...I was saying that to make a point lol.

But I'm pretty sure that Kaz being injured is kayfabe to help attempt to keep the whole "who is suicide" thing under wraps.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

And this is why I think bischoff is a dumbass

Quote:

"Matt, you are a friggin goof. Lets set aside the fact that your brother is walking a “three strikes and you’re out” tight rope as a result of his drug abuse, and if internet “news” was accurate, suffered the loss of his home and property due to a fire because he was too irresponsible to insure it. Your recent recap of your “lifestyle” frames you as a candidate to the Jake Roberts Hall of Fame. Your suggestion that you and your generation are “smarter and more responsible” than previous generations of wrestlers makes me sick. You are a mid-card talent that should be grateful to even get a check every other week. Enjoy it while it lasts. And rather than looking down your nose at previous generations of professional wrestlers, donate a portion of your check to one of them and ask them to point out all the parallels between your current career path/lifestyle and theirs. It would be the smartest and most responsible thing you could do."

FELIPE NO

It was something about Matt's review about the Wrestler.

I mean...really...anyone can get pushed to ME status but WWE writers just suck.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

World Title: Sting Vs Rhino - Sting vs Rhino will go to Sting. I'm firmly believing that the person who will get the title next will be Styles.
Winner: Sting

Jeff Jarrett Vs Kurt Angle - Angle will win by DQ. Jarrett basically has a whole lot of bent up frustration and its not even going to be a match.
Winner: Angle by DQ

Mick, DVon and AJ Vs Booker T, Steiner and Nash - Expect the MEM to somehow take Foley out...either before the match or after the match. BBR will return and take Micks place at the very last second with a 3D
Winner : Frontline

Finals of X-Division Tournament - Sabin Vs Shelley. I think the Sabin Shelley match will be filled with good Xdivision greatness. Expect suicide to make an appearance towards the end. But I think Shelley will win.
Winner" Shelley.

Tag Titles: Jay Lethal & CC Vs Beer Money, Inc Vs Abyss & Matt Morgan: I don't understand why they had Lethal and Creed take the titles. I honestly think that Roode is out with an injury and they had Lethal and CC come out to make this Sunday interesting. I see CC beating them as Abyss will go berserk.

What I would have done:

Call up Harris. Tell him to get his ass back in shape, get his ass to TNA and make a surprise and reunite AMW

Winners: Jay/CC

TNA Knockout Title: Kong Vs ??? - I'm thinking ODB will get the shot
Winner: ODB

Sheik Vs Shane: Shane
Winner: Shane

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God..I feel sorry for John Cena...The guy is a great worker, he's just stuck in the shitland of WWE.

Apparently the FU has been renamed "the Throwback"...
And the STFU...has been renamed...wait for it....

Spoiler:

THE STF!!!

Wait...thats so not dramatic

I can't tell whats more important to the WWE..ratings..or attracting kids. I mean seriously. By them attracting kids, all they're really asking for is kids to start re-enacting what they see.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

What?

What?

What?

Did you hear who's being inducted into the WWE HoF? What?

Yep!

Spoiler:

Stone Cold Steve Austin

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by dagget

Not really a surprise since earlier in the day it was posted on the website and then taken down almost immediately, but not before someone took a screen of the article picture.

They're just tossing people in the HoF based on popularity and not based on "legend" status. I mean, unless he was already in, people like Owen Hart and Yokozuna deserve to be in there (and deserve to be in the damn games for once). Benoit does too but... yea.

But if you look at it...Austin WAS the attitude era...at least that's how I see it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by PWinsider

*I noted yesterday that Sting's match against Rhino went down the way it did due to knee issues. Sting has been having nagging issues with a number of injuries, including his knees and recently had both knees drained during TNA's break from live events in December.

*Kevin Nash had his elbow lanced yesterday due to the bad staph infection he's suffered. While TNA has said the infection was suffered while overseas, the belief among those I've spoken to is the infection may have been caused by some recent tattoo work Nash had done. There is still a lot of concern over the infection for Nash's health. He was in Charlotte and intended to wrestle up until the point he was taken to the hospital.

*Robert Roode suffered an ankle injury that PWInsider.com has not confirmed is a high sprain of the ankle. It was originally feared he suffered torn ligaments in the ankle, but that is not the case.

*Alex Shelley is having nagging issues with either his pectoral muscle or his neck from a match several months back. He was kept out of the ring on yesterday's Impact taping for that reason.

So, when you take all this into consideration plus the injuries to Christy Hemme and Awesome Kong, you have to really grade the Genesis PPV on a curve if you want to be fair. The company had a lot of issues it couldn't control going into the PPV and this week's TV tapings.

Hopefully TNA has learned to not do 3 tapings in a single day.

How ya doing, buddy?

Spoiler:

WWE has set Tommy Dreamer up to win the ECW Title. Swagger has it now...Dreamer will win that match

I was speaking idiomatically.

This has nothing to do with predictions...but we know Umaga is returning tonight.

How ya doing, buddy?

Spoiler:

Holy shit! RVD at number 25?!?

FELIPE NO

These kinds of people are idiots. Its one thing to heckle but its another to do what they did.

I have to disagree with you though mortis. I don't think anything should happen to Jericho because if you think about it, if the cops actually did their job, instead of Jericho doing it for them, this never would have happened.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by dagget

There's two angles of the video. The woman spit and punched at him first (from what I saw) and he did swing at her but I'm sure it was more of a "GTFO me" self-defense type of thing. I mean the woman and her boyfriend or whoever could have easily pulled a knife or gun on Jericho. It pisses me off to see this stuff because some people feel that they are "deserved" an autograph. Besides, didn't this whole mess start when some asshole jumped in front of Jericho's SUV and started beating on it? Then Jericho opened the door just to have that crazy bitch shut it back on him. But I dunno. Those are the people who think its real and take it serious and need to have a huge reality check.

Also:



If its on the page then it could very well be "staged" but who the hell knows anymore. Nothing will happen to Jericho because he was provoked. Its just like those fagcakes who jump the railing and interfere in matches. They get what they deserve.

I doubt it was staged.

I mean seriously, If that was wwe staging something, they've vastly improved.

But I was watching the video and the girl was like "Can I have a picture? Can I have a picture? Please take a picture" Then she lunged"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by dagget

What is making this a "big deal" is the fact he's famous. People do that shit all the time to them and when the tables get turned on them, they scream "bloody murder" because it's an "outrage" that a celebrity fought back.

The sad thing is, Jericho was probably staying in character (moreso because he was annoyed at situations beforehand, like traffic being ass) then it just set him off when someone jumped in front of his car and stopped him from leaving. I assume this'll be on FOX NEWS soon and shown only the bits of him attacking and doesn't show anything leading up to it, which the video conveniently leaves out. It just focuses on the "negative" of Jericho and not what set him off.

Back to the shitty story of other things, there's rumblings that Taker's streak is being ended by Dibiase at WM (which his appearance on Raw is supposed to be a set up for him and Ted Jr.). I swear they better not have him lose to that scrub, I'd be so fucking pissed.

The way I would end Takers streak, if it had to happen was to bring the old Kane back, mask and everything. Give Taker the WWE title..like you know. The real one, not that gigantic gold paperweight thing. And Wrestlemania make it the main event and make it a buried alive match. This accomplishes two things. gives Kane a true title run, which in my mind deserves. And yeah.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

@Dagget. Its fox.

@SuperSonic. Since when did the WWE actually follow storylines that were made for long term? I mean...heyman was fired what..4 times. Austin got fired like 3, quit once.

WWE is the last place I'd look for actually following storylines.

How ya doing, buddy?

Or the thing that started it all...you know, the part about the guy standing infront of the car.

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This has nothing to do with the WWE but this is some great stuff for Red Alert 3

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Two different Videos

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

So...

Spoiler:

Christian made his big return to WWE last night on ECW, and immediately made an impact: first by challenging the winner of No Way Out's ECW Championship match to a title fight, but then later in the night by defeating current ECW champion Jack Swigger (intentional, seriously, he always looks and sounds drunk to me) in a non-title contest, despite a little help from Jack's opponent Finlay and son Hornswaggle. Of course, as usual, it's Swagger's fault they got involved in the first place.

While it's better for me seeing him NOT teaming up or feuding with Edge right now, I'm sure a lotta people are thinking otherwise right now. One sibling rivalry is all I think I can stomach right now.

I piddled myself...

Spoiler:

Christians new theme is totally awesome too

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by dagget

Spoiler:

Eh I like Waterproof Blonde's version better. Also I wonder if he was put on ECW as sort of punishment for going over to TNA. We all know Christian is better than being on shitty ECW.

Spoiler:

I think its to test the water so to speak. We all know WWE's style is more different than TNA's so I think its more a get back into the swing of things.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by SimDaddyGT

Look back to Armageddon 2007. Chris Jericho got thrown into the Smackdown announce table during his title match with Randy Orton, and JBL was trying to clear him off the table. As a result, Jericho nudged him as he was getting off the table. JBL wound up costing Jericho the title by booting him in the head, blatantly in front of the ref just so that Jericho didn't win the title, even if he won the match.

(That's the closest I could remember off-hand. I'm sure something like that happened again sometime between that one and last night's.)

Actually this was more to fuel JBL to get back into the ring or give him a reason to instead of being all "Oh..I'm hopping out of "retirement"" or whatever.

ALSO

For the record, for as long as Christian is on ECW, I will be watching ECW. Hell..I'll be watching christian no matter what program hes on.

Got to thinking.

Honestly, If WWE wanted to punish christian, I don't think they would have given him a contract, much less had him come back and beat the ECW champion.

I was thinking back and when he did leave, even though he didn't have to actually show up, he still showed up to RAW and Taboo Tuesday of his own will.

Hopefully WWE is smart and they give him a true championship run because in TNA he showed he can be given the ball and run with it.

Most amazing jew boots

Jack Swagger Vs Finlay - Finlay won't turn heel as long as Hornswoggle is part of him. I forsee somehow there will be a Triple threat between Christian, Swagger and Finlay at WM25 So for now, Swagger will win.
Winner: Jack Swagger

Orton Vs Shane McMahon - Shanes just going to go nuts, nuff said.
Winner: Randy Orton by DQ

JBL Vs HBK - I'm pretty sure that HBK is going to win it...after all...this whole thing was based off of the Wrestler movie.
Winner: HBK

John Cena Vs Kofi Vs Kane Vs Chris Jericho Vs Rey Mysterio Vs Knox - Jericho has a huge edge of experience as I think, if I remember right, he's been in four of these matches
It'll come down to Jericho against Cena most likely. Expect Knox to make a bit of an impact too. And also seeing the angles they have for WM25...Jericho getting the title doesn't really make any sense
Winner: John Cena

Edge Vs Jeff Hardy Vs Triple H Vs the Undertaker Vs Big Show Vs Koslov - Setting up for WM25...logically everyone wants to see Taker with a true WWE title reign. I forsee Taker winning this because lets face it...The dead man in a chamber with no exits = death for all
Winner: Taker

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Isn't it no holds barred?

I guess soo...

maybe by referee stopage?

I expect Manu and Sim Snuka to have a part in this match too.

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I also wanted to add in. For the SD Elimination chamber I expect the following.

Spear through one of the containment cells like with Goldberg.
Swanton off one of the holding cells into the ring.
Tombstone on the outside
Chokeslam to the outside.
I'm also expecting a Sledgehammer to make an appearance too.

For the RAW one.

Mysterio Frogsplash off holding cell
Knox out on steel grating
chokeslam or tombstone on the outside.
<facepalm> Attitude Adjustment...a.k.a. FU to the outside

<moar shit----

Spoiler:

Looks like we were all wrong as fuck when it game to the WWE Championship. Winner : HHH This will most likely set up HHH against Hardy.

Man...if the WWE wanted to push Edge as the super heel they should have had him enter the chamber last, not first

WTF?

Spoiler:

Kofi Kingston was originally scheduled to perform in the match, however, after a scripted ambush by Edge, Kingston was unable to enter the match and Edge replaced him.

I got it from Wikipedia but still...

Hey...WWE, Edge is turning into the HHH of 2004...annoying and boring also known as the "lets change the channel segment

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by SuperSonic

Wow, just wow. What the hell is going on here?

Spoiler:

Either Edge or HHH could come to Raw or the title unification could be happening. Whatever the reason, what were the guys at WWE smoking? I mean, yes this was unpredictable but at the same time it makes no sense whatsoever. My first initial thought was that it's being set up for Edge vs. Orton at Mania, but I honestly think that HHH vs. Orton would make more sense. How are they going to work this out now that HHH is WWE Champion and Edge is World Heavyweight Champion?

Also, I'm very damn happy about HBK's win over JBL. However, with the whole title situation all messed up now I don't see how he can get in a title match as a one-on-one match. At the very least, it'll have to be a Triple Threat.

Spoiler:

Giving Edge the title will make things better I think. Especially since Vickie can't follow him over. We all know that Orton wanted Cena but seeing Orton and Edge, that will be very interesting to watch.

Orton vs HHH is kinda lame but I'm trying to figure out whats going to happen at WM25.

I can see there being a ladder match or something between Matt and Jeff. Hopefully its not a MITB but a straight up ladder match. I'm pretty sure it'll be Christian, Swagger and Finlay for the ECW title. I'm seeing HHH against Taker at WM25 (I hope)

I also really hope at WM25 there is some kind of tag team turmoil match...like Miz and Morrison, The Colons, "Legacrap" (Legacy), Snuka/Manu etc.

[/spoiler]

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Writers? common sense? Wow. I mean If I find the time I would easily write up my own dream wrestlemania.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.