[Movie] WWE/TNA fanfiction thread

Storm -- Its a TNA sign at a WWE Event. I don't think either mortis or I said anything was bad about it.

But SD! is really not worth the watch...except this

Spoiler:

Its time for the HO train!

FELIPE NO

If only...he basically gets to make a cameo for the Long/Krystal Wedding

Spoiler:

which ends with Long passing out and going to the hospital

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

actually mortis, technically the WWE title is the undisputed title, so Jericho was the first holder (if you want to get technical) It was when Lesnar started jumping both brands (which was awesome) until he got signed as a SD exclusive

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Okay so Smackdown was incredibly boring and left a very ill taste in my mouth.

Seriously...WWE..how many fucking death angles are you going to do in a year.

Although the crowed almost erupted when Hornswoggle came out from under the ring.

But it'll be a glorious day for wrestling on October 4th

TNA - 2 hour deal bizzotch!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah but with the way WWE writers SUCK...Jericho will come back as Vince's hired gun and job to HHH lol

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

As much as I'd like to see Cena lose the title, so hopefully he'll become ruthless and battle rap, much like he did earlier in his career, having to give it up because of injury would just be...bleh...cause seriously...there haven't been any explosive title matches for a while.

Batista, Rey and Khali was bleh cause Khali can't wrestle.
The ECW title is more like...an OVW title IMO.
Taker beats Batista for the title and has to give it up to Edge due to injury
Edge gets injured and has to forfeit the title.

But now that I think about it too, any time Cena has gone into a high rated match he's always injured.

Cena v. Umaga LMS -- Cena has busted ribs.

But it would be really WEAK to see Cena lose it because of injury.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

That blows...It would have been more worthwhile to see Cena actually lose the title...so lets see...what do we have to look forward to at No Mercy

probably Jerichos return...thats about it

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@Storm -- Totally


Obviously WWE isn't going to throw their trump card -- Jericho -- into the picture...so maybe they could be "Orton will be facing an unnamed opponent at No Mercy" or something. That'll DEFINITELY bring in ratings...for people who don't know it'll be Jericho

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

and your new WWE CHAMPION

Spoiler:

MR. MCMAHON!

okay...not really but could you see WWE pulling a stunt like that

but seriously...the person I feel most sorry for is Kennedy...imagine what's gotta be going through his mind...I know he didn't kill him directly but first hitting Eddie with the Chair...then Lashley...and now Cena...seriously..his mindframe has gotta be fucked.

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but besides orton who would they put the title on?

No Mercy is going to get ratings, thats a guarantee. We all know Jericho is coming back...but now he's coming back in what context.

Spoiler:

And Edge is set to come back at Survivor Series

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Penguin...wtf are you talking about?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

ah, thought you were saying dreamer lost against burke

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Punk vs. Dreamer -- High selling power.
Punk vs. Viscera -- Negative Selling Power.

Everybody knows Vis won't get the title. I could see Punk dropping it to Dreamer...sort of a last hurrah.

Kennedy is like the Face-Heel. He's a Heel but he still gets a ton of people cheering him. I don't think HBK is coming back any time soon because if I remember right, HBK had some major surgery done on his knee which will take a good chunk of time to rehab. Looking at the rosters across the board...Kennedy is the only one who'd solidly main event.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by dagget

Oh yeah, it'll be rigged to have the votes go to Michaels. If they had any consideration of the fans, Val would have had the title shot at No Mercy, but with Cena out I guess it was just up to Triple H to take advantage and get another World Title win under his name. He's gotta get all he can in anyway since he's not even sure how much longer he has left physically anymore due to both quad injuries.

Well, for WWE No Mercy was going to be a hard show. The writers look like they covered it fairly well since the Writers didn't have a huge stable of people to choose from.

ECW has a fairly weak roster...at least in the way writers are utilizing them and giving Cody Rhodes the shot would have been a squash because we all know they aren't going to push Rhodes fast.

But like everyone said as well Kennedy and Orton would have been a heel heel match.

WWE could actually throw a curveball and put the IC title on Kennedy, reform DX and put Hardy in the match because Hardy is really worthy of the title.

Whenever I think Jeff Hardy it always reminds me of that huge match between him and Taker on Raw some years ago with Hardy doing EXTREMELY well

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by SuperNova

And Jericho doesn't play into any of this. God I hate you all.

Umm...lets see...how can we figure Jericho into the title match...Well...lets see...he doesn't have any beef with anyone in the matches...and hes not even in the match.

I was speaking idiomatically.

See, the only person I could see Jericho feuding with is Cena since Cena did get him fired, but Cena is out of the picture.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Yeah...that and HHH said himself he doesn't want to be a heel. I think HHH is more useful as a face than a heel. Especially because of DX.

DX antics = RATINGS!

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Because with the brand split, WWE didn't have many options for heels. Now WWE has Mr. Kennedy, Umaga, Carlito and Orton for Main Event Heels if they need them

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Carlito could be pushed Main Event if WWE used him right, so far they weren't doing a good job...

How ya doing, buddy?

That would be Ron Killings A.K.A. K-Kwik and his 2 month stint in WWE with Road Dogg

And TNA does A LOT of extreme stuff.

Like Judas Mesias jabbing a piece of glass into Abyss' arm and dragging it along his skin. Jeff Jarrett smashing Abyss in the head with a guitar full of tacks. Black Hole Slams onto the tacks.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Yeah, but you can't blame Vince for being paranoid involving the Screwjob.

But WWE has the money and it has the airtime. WWE theres what a total of 20 hours of tv time a month plus theres like...2 PPV's a month as well where TNA has only 10 hours and one PPV a month.

WWE may throw you on as a jobber for a while but you're still getting TV time and you can still learn how to become more influential in the business

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Morgan and Big Show never had a feud, the feud was between Show and Carlito. Carlito got moved to Raw and Morgan kinda got lost in the shuffle.

And I think its more that TNA's website gets slammed with people wanting to know what the hell happened during the ppv.

but anyways, heres a short recap

Spoiler:

Gail Kim wins Gauntlet and the title
Steiners win Tables Match.
Styles/Tomko win Tag Titles.
Abyss wins Monsters Ball
Eric Young wins the fight for the right battle thingy and gains #1 contendership
Joe def. Cage, Morgan doesn't turn.
LAX defeats Triple X after Hernandez gets the X
Lethal defeats Daniels after the Lethal Combination
Sting Wins World Title.

How ya doing, buddy?

ZOMG!!! Its the Invasion angle all over again ~lawl~

I was speaking idiomatically.

Daivari was only good when Hassan was around. He had a good feud with Taker but ever since, for some reason, they took him away from Khali he just dropped. Daivari is one of those people who was just naturally built for promos. With Hassan, he was able to draw incredible amounts of heat just by speaking Farsi.

And Booker has been gone for like...2 months, ever since that online steroid bust.

But seriously -- King Booker gone, good. Booker T gone -- Sucks
Queen Sharmell gone...THANK GOD! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! Sharmell Sulivan gone -- THANK GOD! OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well, I think I speak for all of us when I say the following.

I'm sure we'll all start watching again if they brought back true hardcore wrestling

FELIPE NO