Would you wear these tshirts?

No because people who wear those are just attention-seeking losers. Oh look at me! I'm hard because I can wear offensive slogans on my shirt!! REBEL AGAINST SOCIETY!!! Fuck that.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Angsty AND defensive. The complete package!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

And he's clever too! Talk about being simple!


I wonder what rhyme he'll do next.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Yeah, maybe I'm overgeneralizing and not everyone who owns a joke t-shirt is angsty. But to interpret my statement as an all-encompassing one is a pretty simple way to take something as well. Of course it doesn't mean that everyone that wears those t-shirts is the same. Regardless of the wording I chose, it's just a generalization. Live with it. The fact that you got defensive about it sheds hints that you got offended by the statement and is therefore part of the group I described. Based on what I've seen through personal experience, all the kids wearing those shirts are attention-seeking brats. If you're not one of them, good for you. To get defensive about a generalization only makes it seem like you're actually part of the generalization. Stop taking the internet so seriously.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Notice how he focuses on something that has nothing to do with the topic because he seriously got owned in the rest of my replies. Predictable? Yes. Idiotic? Yes. Denicalis? Yes.

I was speaking idiomatically.