HAY GUYS

Acro-nym · Oct 2, 2006, 08:20 PM

Smooth is the way to go. If I wanted peanuts, I'd get peanuts. Is butter crunchy? No. Why should peanut butter be crunchy?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Acro-nym · Oct 2, 2006, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Infernal Monkey

If you didn't want peanuts you should have stuck to plain butter then!

Who eats a butter sandwich? I tried a mayonnaise one once. That wasn't good.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Acro-nym · Oct 2, 2006, 10:17 PM

Who eats cats? Or this just a random popularity check? I think I'll still take smooth peanut butter. I have to feed cats.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Acro-nym · Oct 4, 2006, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.

You, with your lies, are trying to disrupt the market, much like the rumors of Yellow-5 did to Mountain Dew and Mellow Yellow.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Acro-nym · Oct 4, 2006, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by goldeneye2131

I'll say avoid the crunch...a better term????

No. When you posted that, I immediately thought of Crunch bars.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Acro-nym · Oct 10, 2006, 01:41 PM

No! Crunchy won! Wait, this wasn't a competition... What are the Intelligence Test results?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

View Poll Results: Which type of peanut butter is better?
Crunchy	36	33.96%
Smooth	33	31.13%
A cat is fine too	37	34.91%
Voters: 106. You may not vote on this poll