GAMINGFORCE INTELLIGENCE TEST
 

Since the dawn of time, man has struggled to learn the secrets of the intellect, the intangible something that makes one man mentally stronger than another. For millenia, the true essence of what we call "brilliance" has eluded us. NO MORE. In one bold motion, I have devised a new and flawless intelligence test. There will be no more of the vague and meaningless "IQ Score". No, this test is a simple binary construction: you will be judged as either intelligent or not intelligent.

Gentlemen, here are your pencils. You may begin.

Unopposed, I win!

A Rival Appears!

Smooth beats Crunchy since it's more pleasing aesthetically and doesn't require effort and a voluntary reflex to dirty your teeth with crunching.

Smooth? Might as well just put it in a glass and DRINK IT then. SMOOTH?! Peanuts are not smooth, they trip over while dancing! You can't take that away from them!

Smooth is the way to go. If I wanted peanuts, I'd get peanuts. Is butter crunchy? No. Why should peanut butter be crunchy?

If you didn't want peanuts you should have stuck to plain butter then! Or water! Water on the toast! Yum yum!

Who eats a butter sandwich? I tried a mayonnaise one once. That wasn't good.

Agreed; smooth is for girly-men.

Smooth for the win...I just don't like the crunchy stuff as much as smooth. Like it's been said above, you don't have to chew the smooth.

Maybe, but I don't want to spend another four years wearing painful braces after crunching down on peanuts just to prove my manliness. NO MORE PUREE FOR ME, THANKS!

What do you mean you don't have to chew the smooth? If it's in a sandwich anyway I really hope you're not swallowing the entire thing whole. That's bad for you, y'know.

Smooth by FAR

That crunchy texture stuff doesn't belong between two walls of MUSH

Sounds like someone should make an appointment with the dentist.

Crunchy was invented when some lazy fuck decided it was okay to half-ass REAL peanutbutter

It's not really peanut butter unless there's some crunch to it. If it's plain old smooth, it's just peanut spread. Or maybe Hydrogenated peanut paste. Definately not true peanut butter, though.

Numbers don't lie. Smooth outsmooths crunchy.

Smooth, all the way.

I chose crunchy, but only because I rarely have it, so it's more like a treat of sorts. *makes no sense*

Normally I'm not picky about peanut butter. Peanut butter is gooooood...

Where's the "neither" option?
I don't like peanut butter at all D:

Am I an idiot now? ;_;

Merely dead. On the inside! Alive on the outside! It's like a reverse microwave dinner that needs more time!

This man speaks 100% unfiltered TRUTH.

Oh yeah well.. well SMOOTH was invented by.. some really ugly, fat old man! Who sat on the peanuts! Yeah! Then he farted on them eeeeeww!

Tee hee!

:lolsign:

I was actually trying to come up with how the crunchy peanut butter was invented, but I'm not so funny.

WHY DID WHO COMPROMISE THE TEST INTEGRITY

PENCILS DOWN

YOU ARE ALL CHEATERS

I didn't know peanut butter came in cat flavor!

Now my choice has been compromised...