[Wii] Super Smash Bros. Brawl

I was honestly hoping it would be an update that would make the internet explode.

Instead, characters now have three different taunts.



This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I think he meant with the whole everyone starts at the same damage level, but depending on the handicap, your character would either be stronger or weaker.

Either way, I personally don't see the point of handicaps. Why can't people just resort to good ol' ass kicking to learn how to play the game? No one said you were gonna win on your first try anyway, so why not just work your way up like a good majority of us did?

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We know that! But in Melee, you should know (if you've played it), the handicap system was completely different than the system they're implementing in Brawl.

In Melee, handicap changed your character's strength, as opposed to Brawl, which just gives you a set amount of damage as a handicap instead of changing your character's strength level.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I never used em' either! Therefore, today's update is utterly useless to the Smash Bros. community.

Noobs will never learn if they don't play on the standard handicap.

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Originally Posted by Metal Sphere

Whoa, spectator mode. Decent update, the real big deal is that there's stickers you can earn (also you can bet on the matches). I can see one of those dudes from Fire Emblem, Toad, Silver, a Nintendog and what looks like Grey Fox.

Yeah as Metal Sphere said, that's Silver... The bright blue shoes give it away...

FELIPE NO

What was going on with Sonic in that last video? I couldn't see what color, or kind of costume it was.

But yay, Shadow Link.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Since wvlf demands more information, so be it.



Firstly, The StarFox Smart Bomb. Think Banzai Bill from Princess Peach's Castle, just throwable.

And they could be duds this time.... Electrode is no exception.

Also,



Training mode is back. Runs about the same as Melee's, just more computers this time. Ike's colors are cool.
Oh, and they had some sort of new item in one of the other pictures... It's a soccer ball. <_<

Happy?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

And when you hit someone out of the arena with the soccer ball, the announcer yells,

"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA AAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The item is really generic. And the two third-party characters in here seemed enough like a stretch. I really doubt that Megaman would make it in to here.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Today's update, color changes. What I don't understand is how you keep the Wario colors on Mario when Wario is in the game. <_<












Loving the Fusion Suit, LOVING the Dark Fox outfit, and YES, PIKACHU HAS A GOGGLE OUTFIT.

And that leopard print is not working with Snake.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

True, but I don't see the point of them keeping that color scheme when the person that they were trying to mimic is actually in the game now.

How ya doing, buddy?

I never understood why Pikachu got over tanned when you wore the red costume and turned sickly when he went green.

WHY?

And the bandana looks way better than the hat he wore in Melee... :|

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

THEN GET A WII.

Would've been cool if he was an actual character, but the assist trophy works also. Pretty cool update for Thanksgiving.

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Today's update:

Lucas' Final Smash - PK Starstorm. Meteor showers are pretty damn intense.



And the other update is about charged special moves. All the characters displayed are from Melee. Link's Bow, DK's punch, Samus' Charge Shot, and Pikachu's Skull Bash. Nothing new from that department.

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I doubt they'll update that... Think about it.

Had the game kept the same release date, Sakurai would only have about two weeks to fill us in on more crap. I doubt he's going to announce any hidden characters anyway.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Besides unlocking Jigglypuff and Luigi in Melee... Nope.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A somewhat useful update. Good to some smash users, I suppose.



It's all about how you can configure your controls to your preference when you enter your name. So if you want to have some really un-conventional way of jumping using the B-trigger and the 2 button, so be it.

Another great addition is profile and controller configuration transferable via Wiimote. So whenever you smash somewhere else, you always have your profile name and your control scheme with you.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I guess no one gives a damn about controls...

Anyway...



Widescreen support and Donkey Kong music.

Not much else to say.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

For the music junkies, I suppose this is good news. I never keep track of that kind of stuff, but the track itself sounds awesome.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Free.User

HAHAHAHA

Drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

But you know the man speaks the truth. Some people ARE that stupid.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Or characters for that matter.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Back to the meh updates, it's Wario's final smash.

IT'S WARIO MAN!!!



Wario is probably the only character you can normally control in a final smash. He has the ability to negate attacks and his midair moves make him fly. His special moves are also powered up. Oh, and don't ride the bike.

Other than that... <_<

FELIPE NO

Diligently quoting Sakurai:

Tooooooo faaaaaaaaast!!!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Yay, event mode.

I actually liked this mode since it had some degree of difficulty.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I at least wanna know if some of the clones are returning and stuff... That's all I really care about.

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Originally Posted by Joe Wiewel

Sakurai said that there would be no clones in Brawl. But if you're talking about clone characters that were in Melee with a reworked moveset for Brawl, well, that's a different story.

I wouldn't mind them doing that at all. It's the idea that they've introduced the character into the series, and basically we, the fans, would expect them to include them in the next game.

Either way, a good majority of the clones have established themselves as amazing characters in the game.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.