[Multiplatform] Jade's Game 2, sometimes incorrectly referred as Beyond Good & Evil 2

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Oh dear lord...

Totally need to buy a copy of this and Psychonauts. I got to, like, the VERY end of BG&E twice and both times, my computer shitcanned.

My PS2 shitcanned whilst doing ICO, coincidentally. It seems that my hardware can't live up to awesomeness specs of this caliber Best news I've heard in weeks. Thank you, Rab <3

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Double postin' here~

I made a topic on this over at SomethingAwful, and someone chimed in saying that Ubisoft has a convention at the end of this month ("Ubidays". How bland) where I suppose they make their upcoming release announcements. Either it'll be announced, or Ancel is raising a storm over this (a PR storm regarding the game) so Ubi will be forced to officially greenlight it.

Seems like he was overstepped on Rayman for the Wii (according to an article from ~2 months back), but Ubi said to make up for it, he could do a project of his choosing. He's been chugging on this for a year, and that matches up in the timeline, doesn't it?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Infernal, you may have been indifferent toward BG&E1 (from what I recall in a discussion long ago), but still! <3

Yeah, I'm uneasy about what they might do in their approach. As mentioned earlier, Jade is an incredibly believable main character. I love a busty lady as much as the next fella, but throwing in a Double-D female wearing less fabric than a necktie makes the whole approach pretty god damn childish. I remember starting off in The Witcher thinking it'd be pretty good in its approach to female main characters, until they suddenly turn slut mode and were all SEX WITH ME to the main character who would just go "ok =0"

I'm not saying anything like RAGE, FEMINISM NEEDS TO STEP UP. Moreso that a lot of the character-types and designs make me unable to take the game seriously. Although, it's odd saying that considering all the furries in this game =[ The storyline unwinding for some reason made me think of a nice, high-quality 2D animation movie made in the states (I mean good ones, like from a decade or so back!). No clue why, but it felt like an awesome movie-length cartoon of sorts.

As long as Ubi lets Ancel do as he wishes, it'll turn in to a faithful sequel (or so I'd like to think). Ubi sequels often leave much to be desired... Rainbow Six Vegas 2 is an awesome game and all, but it had tons of gripes. Plus its storyline is so, so, SO clumsy. #1's wasn't a masterpiece, but at least you could follow it with ease.

Splinter Cell? It'd have a good installment and get kicked to the shit group. Unfortunately, people for some reason gobbled up Double Agent which sucked BALLS. And now the whole series is on a shitty path with Fischer going AGAINST THE MAN.

Prince of Persia was much the same ;-( First one was awesome, #2 was shit, #3 was... Ehh. An improvement from #2, but still.

Jade is gonna get porked by her uncle in this sequel. Count on it.

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Yes, "porked". I said it.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I wish it focused on Jade a bit more, but this IS a "teaser"~

STRETCHIN' MAH TABLES

"... 51."

I don't think it's the same voice actor, though... =(

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Noooo D; This better be bullshit or get turned around.

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