Temper, temper!

I have a temper, and it tends to break out when I'm being nagged by a few select things:

The Phone
My cat
My brother

The phone is frustrating as shit. We're on the Do Not Call list, but some ass-hats keep calling. If I pick up the phone and hear a two second silence, I hang up.

My cat, or rather my brother's (which he left here) can be one of the most annoying things on earth. I have a pet peeve about the room to my bedroom (where I keep my game systems, TV, and, of course, my bed), where I can't stand for it to be open. Has to be closed while I'm in there doing stuff. Well, if I close the door all the way, the cat will paw and brush at the door nonstop, just so he can come in for five seconds and walk back out. I usually leave some doorstop there so that it doesn't close all the way, but it shuts. Well, the cat will *ram* the door open, leave it wide open, and leave.

In addition to this, he will try hopping into my lap while I'm typing at the computer. He used to stick with Rob (my brother), and Rob alone. But since he left, the cat frequents the living room, where the computer is. The cat will try hopping into my lap, and I have no choice but to pull out the desk drawers to block him off (and he still forces his way up). He will paw at my side or the arm-rest if I block him off, and he'll meow nonstop.

From time to time, it's very cute. But he is like a little child. He will nag NONSTOP, and typically, I'm left flinging him across the room (it's much more harmless than it sounds), leaving him to make a fluffy landing on his favorite pillow. He'll give me a look like "oh. Thanks. Saved me a trip =D" and return to nag me later.

In addition to this, he is a little OCD. If his food bowl is half empty, he wil YOWL. Loudly. If his water bowl hasn't been replaced in twelve hours, he will YOWL. Loudly.

I don't take it out on him, but I find myself squeezing stress balls and glaring a lot thanks to him.

And my brother? That needs no explanation. Most of us can identify with how siblings can be~

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Double Ought -- THE CAT IS 19 FUCKING YEARS OLD =( Can't instill fear into senile animals. He still runs around like a kitten and is a real prick. If he sits in my lap at the desk, he'll stand up, get in the way, or lick my arms/get in their way. Plus, I shift around often in my seat, and he kinda impairs this.

How ya doing, buddy?

The open desk drawer only slows him down now. He just goes "okay. I'll jump ON TOP OF THAT."

This cat is gonna break the record. Move over 36'er =(

Originally Posted by Double Ought

Well, shift around in your seat aggressively and ignore his tongue. Fucker needs to learn.

WRONG THREAD LOL :3 :qooc:

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.