Teeth Whitening

I've used them, and yes, they do work. The thing I didn't like about them is that a couple of days after starting to use them, my teeth were so sensitive I could hardly stand it.

Also, the bleach must only penetrate the surface, because the extreme whiteness only lasted a couple of months. I have since had them professionally bleached by my dentist, and they stay white for a loooooong time when you use that stuff.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Well obviously you have to brush your teeth, silly. But I'm an ex-smoker and a big coffee drinker, and brushing your teeth gets them clean, but only gets them so white. If you want dazzling white movie star teeth you have to bleach them.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Just out of curiosity - why would you want "dazzling white movie star teeth?"

Are they, like, the standard of beauty these days?

Well, they make you look younger, for one thing. =/

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Because people's teeth grow yellower as they get older, obviously. Teenagers, for example, have whiter teeth than someone in their 30s. Yellow teeth make a person look older in the same way that wrinkles do, Sass.

Honestly, I'd rather have wrinkles than yellow teeth, though. I've always had this fixation on teeth, for some reason. It's the first thing I notice about a person.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I wouldn't expect someone in their 20s to be overly concerned with the effects of aging. When I was your age I didn't worry about it, either. But when you look in the mirror one day and realize that the Grim freaking Reaper is staring back at you, little things like wrinkles and yellow teeth start to become a tad more frightening.

Maybe you'll be one of those women who really doesn't mind getting older...who knows? I wish I was more like that.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Minion

Alice. You're 37 and you look like you're 27.

The Grim Reaper.... Christ

It's the Crest White Strips. =p

How ya doing, buddy?