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 Member 600 Level 38.35 Mar 2006 
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I was in the eighth grade and it was Jimmy Forrester. We were at a school dance and we sort of "hooked up." Well, as much as 8th graders hooked up back in those days. I will never forget the lame line he worked me over with:
HIM: Have you ever kissed anyone before? ME: No. HIM: Would you like to come to Jimmy's kissing school? ME: I guess. I still remember every. single. detail. Down to the way I almost gagged at the feeling of someone else's tongue in my mouth. Still, I had the BIGGEST crush on him for years afterward. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 600 Level 38.35 Mar 2006
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Oh, I conquered the gag relex after the second or third kiss. It was just so...slimy. And to this day I have no idea why I was so hung up on this kid. He was small, immature, wore glasses and had this weird curly blonde hair. Although now he's a cardiologist and almost went to the Olympics as a swimmer a few years back, so I guess I shouldn't question my excellent taste in men!
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Member 600 Level 38.35 Mar 2006
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Midna, that's pretty hot. Except for the car accident part.
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