Men and makeup

It cracks me up when guys say they like women who don't wear makeup. The trick with makeup is, if you look like you're wearing it, you're wearing too much. I can't tell you how many times someone has said to me, "You're pretty without makeup." Which is hilarious because very few people - namely the ones who have said that to me - have ever seen me without it.

As far as men and makeup goes, I'd probably be freaked out about it at first, but if everyone started doing it I'd get used to it. Eyeliner looks good on guys sometimes, and clear fingernail polish is no big deal anymore. Lots of guys I know use it, and it looks nice.

Jam it back in, in the dark.