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| View Poll Results: Which type of peanut butter is better? | |||
| Crunchy |
  
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36 | 33.96% |
| Smooth |
  
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33 | 31.13% |
| A cat is fine too |
  
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37 | 34.91% |
| Voters: 106. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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 Member 600 Level 38.35 Mar 2006 
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It's a statistically proven fact that choosy moms choose Jif (crunchy). Also, a recent study by Harvard University shows that people who prefer smooth peanut butter are 79.98% more likely to experience erectile dysfunction and to routinely tip restaurant servers less than 20% due to sheer lack of class.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Member 600 Level 38.35 Mar 2006
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I wish it were true. Sadly, I made the whole thing up to push my right-wing crunchy peanut butter agenda.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Alice