Ever hurt yourself stupidly?

So Monday night, as I was walking back home from a choir rehearsal, reading a flyer for some upcoming concert, I was brutally introduced with a road sign that stood there. You know, just like in those age-old comic strip gags. I hit my head and my knee against it so hard, at first I just stood there wondering what the fuck had just happened.

It seemed like it was nothing but the next day my knee started hurting like a bitch and I haven't been able to walk normally since. And now my other leg's starting to hurt as well, probably from carrying much more of my own weight than it's used to. I doubt my knee's broken but I'm having it checked out on Monday, it's just plain unbearable at this point.

That's my story. What's yours?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I thought about that, actually! Let's then settle for "in a particularly stupid way", or "notheworthily ridiculous".

You know, like that one time where you burned your genitalia or something.

There's nowhere I can't reach.