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"Every Kiss Begins with Kay". "Army Strong."
As the holiday season rolls around, it's a good time to look at some company's slogans and point out some of the best and worst. They don't have to be current either, any time period is fine. Be sure to give a breif explanation of the company, as someone in a different part of the world may not know anything about them.
"Every Kiss Begins with Kay" (Kay is a Jewelry store) To my recollection this is the best slogan I've ever heard. It's short, it's to the point, and clever. For those who haven't seen their commercials basically it's allways some guy going through some semi-elaborate scenario to suprise his girl/wife with some kind of jewelry. He gives it to her, she smiles they kiss. What makes it so great is pretty obvious. The word kiss does begin with kay and giving jewelry will guarantee you some affection. "Army Strong" Probably isn't the worst I've ever heard, but the only one that comes to my mind at the moment. This is the American Army's new slogan they use in their commercials inviting you to join so you wont just be strong, you can be ARMY STRONG!. Another line from the commercial is "the army helps you not only to get you over, but to get you over yourself." It's pretty crap by itself, and definitely a step down from "An army of one" and one which I can still hear the jingle for "Be all that you can be." Most amazing jew boots |