[DnD] Let's Cast Magic Missile!

I won't bother trying to hide behind it then.

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Yeah sorry, had two friends' birthdays this weekend, it's been rather messy...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Am I right in thinking you can only healing surge once per battle or has Bob been close to death for ages for no reason?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

No homo my arse. Gabe loves the cock and everyone knows it.

How ya doing, buddy?

What the fuck? When did we find a summoned dog? All Bob's carrying of any use is a bag of marbles.

Although that does give me a great idea...

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To be fair I didn't expect it to actually fall asleep and I did totally save Argumentus from being lunch. Don't be hatin' on the heroic motherfuckers just coz you can't hit shit that's not standing still.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

There you go, a proper silly post for a change, I've been a bit terse recently.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Argumentus + Gabe = Emilio Estevez?

I don't get it.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Dear God I hate that film. It's just basically every other shit-team-comes-good-at-the-end sports movie only with ice skating instead of real sport.

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Are you people seriously suggesting that cricket is more homosexual than baseball? All baseball players seem to do is slap each other's arses, plus the most famous ones have girls names like Ruth.

Cricket players do stuff like flying a bi-plane over the ground where the rest of the team are playing, the kind of practical joke only a straight (And overly posh) guy could come up with.

Anyway, the only reason people watch cricket is as a good excuse to get drunk all day. Hell, you can do a five day session during a test match...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You do it mate, my creativity has been all but used up on the advent threads lately.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

We'll probably all get killed by the half dead hobgoblin archer that got away.

I think some luck (The dragon falling asleep and not killing Argumentus) and some generous DMing (The dragon falling over, the ghosts not getting involved, the wall collapsing) played as big a part as any skill or tactics on our part.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I believe it only fair that having largely depopulated this dungeon, we either finish the job in one last hilarious battle against the kobolds or we shift the big rock and save enough explosives to bring down the cave entrance behind us, thereby sealing the little fuckers inside for all eternity.

If we murder the kobolds, the lizard thing might decide it likes us and will come with us on our next adventure, Ye Grande Miffion To Fynde Ye Bastardes Wot Throwed Us Yn Hyre Yn Ye Fyrst Playce.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Well my plan does technically involve only killing one of them, assuming the rest stand by and let us drag one off. I think at this point though Bob would choose mass murder over a slow and lingering evolutionary death. Best to kill them off while you have the chance rather than risk a generations in the building jihad kill you off a couple of thousand years down the line.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Seeing as how he gets a bonus to ice and acid damage already, it makes sense for Bob to stick to ice spells so I'll take that one. Actually, he now has two ice spells, a fire spell and a firey robe on so maybe he should lean more towards a split personality, Twoface style mentalist? Next time he suffers a heavy blow to the head I might go with that. I appreciate that he's possibly weird enough what with thinking he's a necromancer and not being able to understand anyone but there's always room for more character quirks in a wizard I think and the whole emo mage thing didn't last too long.

I hope we find a shop that sells blue hats and face paints!

I was speaking idiomatically.

So is an extra encounter power all we get at level 3? That's not really the transformation into super-enhanced killing machines I was perhaps hoping for.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Nice update. Funny how the hero of the story changes depending on who's updating though.

Given the inevitability of us getting pickpockted and losing all our hard-earned cash within minutes of arriving in any fantasy-setting city, I propose we blow it all in the first shop we come to.

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I think Doogie Houser MD would be a better reference point. I fucking hate Stand by me.

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Hmm, maybe a new thread for chapter 2, then I can archive chapter 1 for future generations.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

And yeah, we used to get Doogie over here when I was a kid. About the only episode I remember was when he shagged one of his coleagues or soemthing and that silly, zoomed in on the typing thing when he was writing his diary.

Maybe you could do it in the style of Blossom?

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Well, I could just close it and not move it, it's not like it'd be in any danger of falling off the front page in here. Or we could keep the same thread and just rename it to something suitable like the Forest of Fear or City of Certain Cervix Cmearing.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Denicalis

Bob has to be Six

Only with a wizard's hat...

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Looking at the check boxes at the bottom of the character wiki pages, can you only do one item daily move per day in total or use each item's daily power once in any given day?

DnD is harsh on letting you actually ever use your powers.

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Also, do the Eagle Eye Goggles Bob's wearing add to his magic attack rolls or just his bow?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

So DnD is essentially an exercise in guessing which fight will be the last big one for the day before you have a nap and get all your powers back? Are there some items with encounter and at wil powers too or is everything we find going to fall into the same pot of usage?

Obviously our individual cunning and resourcefulness is more important than the gear we're wearing but I think it's important to plan these things out properly...

How ya doing, buddy?

Ah, I see, that's not so bad then. The only pen and paper rpgs I ever played to any extent prior to this were Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay and Rifts which are both magic point efforts so I'm not really used to the whole limited uses by time concept.

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I think the internet's down at home at the moment although it might just be the router needs resetting so I might not be around much this weekend (For a change). Bob will just follow Gabe around being racist and unhelpful if the party moves off anywhere. Keep your eyes open for dressing up shops though, he needs a blue hat and some red and blue face paint, and possibly some new earrings.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Plus Troy has some of the most pathetic spear fighting ever commited to celluloid. I blame Troy for the recent spate of films where the combat sequences are all shot in shaky-cam and sweeping crossing shots so you can't see what's actually happening to make up for the fact the actors can't fight.

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Oh and Pang, Bob's new icy spell does 1D10+4 damage doesn't it on account of his mad Burning Blizzard skillz?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Woohoo, 6-16 damage, niggas better watch out now...

What sort of level would a mage need to be to get any spells that might have a chance of actually killing anything before you got chopped to pieces without a handy group of psychopaths to slow down attackers? I mean, there must be some high-level, blasting goblins into chunks spells right?

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